Hey, catch me later and I’ll buy you a beer.
“all units close on suspe- agh ugh gah ugh ah! die sound” -Civil protection against gordon freeman.
“(…) I still have nightmares about that cat”
“It’s not… it’s not shutting down it’s noAIJBHEAKWHBEJAKBK!JBJKHBADKAWHBKHB!”
This one is just terrible:
“Dad…no…”
“Pick up that Can”
Strider firing its laser cannon
“DOG go get your ball!”
“Wow gordon you’re a real terror”
“Man of few words aren’t you?”
“No DOG! You can’t get in that way!”
“And if you see Doctor Breen, tell him i said Fuck You!”
“Apply pressure to the pherepod”
And one from Portal
“Just pick it up and stuff it back into me”
this thread is awesome
Team Fortress 2 anyone?? :jizz:
Hl2 ep2: “You’re ready? OOOKEAAY! GET READY! THREE LIGHTS! THIS IS GONNA BE BAD!”
“-Ok, Freeman. Be adequate.”
“-What the hell does that mean anyway?”
“-I don’t know; sounds like something the vorts would say!”
This 1 is from tf2.
“May I borrow your earpiece? This is scout. Rainbows make me cry! Over.”
“haha- Look at your tiny baby gun!”
“if you order now, I’ll do your second beatin’ absolutely free”
“I luuurghvv, everrry sinngle, wonnufya… -not you”
“MWAHH, AAWWWWGGH! (pyro)”
it seems like more than half the quotes on here dont fit the “Thats what she said” quota
this^
“do you know who ate all the doghnuts…?”
How has nobody gotten this one yet?
“I’m sure if we follow standard insertion procedures, nothing will go wrong.”
If ah wassnt, the man ah was ah’d kiss yah!"
That’s what she said ;D
Not Half-Life related but I was watching Wizard of Oz just recently and heard a line in it that was very terrible for this kind of thing:
Scarecrow: “There’s no use screaming at a time like this; no one can hear you!”
:fffuuu:
But, back on topic: “I acted in the face of objections that she was a mere child and of no practical use to anyone.”
Dat sum running bear shit there
One I have always wanted to say as a “that’s what she said”-joke from tf2:
“I love my ball(s)”
-scout
“wave goobye to yah secret crap dumbass!”
“Sometimes, you just need a little less gun.” (Yeah yeah, I know, that was weak…)