The Spoiler Thread

#1

So basically I was trying to come up with a fail thread to grace the BM forums tonight at work. While reading the paper, and seeing articles of the world falling further into oblivion, I was suddenly found myself suspended in a timeless void, overflowing with bright light. I thought “Hey, why not speed things up by ruining peoples lives even more?!” So basically, I want you to ruin someones life by giving away that Oh-So-Important bit of information pertaining to a Not-So-Important part of their lives. So having at it, spoilers ahead:

[COLOR=‘Red’]SPOILERS AHEAD, FAGGOTS[/SIZE]

Bruce Willis is actually dead in “Sixth Sense”
Alan Wake trades his life for Alice’s in the end of “Alan Wake”
Activision survives the volley of lawsuits
You can never take a picture using Kodachrome again
Raminator DOES care

And the great thing about this thread is, whatever dev closes it actually contributes by ruining my life (just a bit)

#2

House and Cuddy kiss in the season 6 finale.

#3

this is a dangerous thread [COLOR=‘Red’]beware!

#4

At the end of Lost everyone is dead and no questions about the series are ever answered

#5

^ except not really

#6

Snape kills Trinity with Rosebud.

#7

#8

good one, nosehole! made my day!

#9

At the end of life, you all die.
[COLOR=‘Black’]I can’t believe no one beat me to that…

#10

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why did you spoil it! I do not want to know the end of life yet!

#11

The Titanic sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

#12

At the end of Episode 2, the Advisors kills Eli.
At the end of God of War 3, Kratos takes suicide.

#13

Everyone in the world eventually dies.

#14

Rita dies on Dexter
Renee Walker dies on 24

#15

IT’S A COOKBOOK

#16

In Portal:
There actually is a cake, and it is not a lie. The message writing graffity ratman was wrong the whole time. Also, GlaDOS survives.

In Fallout 3:
Your father sacrifices himself to rescue you from the Enclave, by blowing up the control room of Project Purity. Liberty Prime will be destroyed by orbital strike in “Broken Steel” and not be repaired during the game.

In Far Cry 2:
You never get a chance to actually kill the Jackal. Instead, in the end you help him get the civilians out of the country. Yep, the Jackal may be badass, but he is in fact one of the “good” guys. Sort of.
Oh, and: Golden AK’s CAN break. They only last a much longer time.

In Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Dumbledore is killed by Snape. In the final book, it is revealed that Dumbledore would have died anyway (and more painfully and slowly), suffering from a deadly curse that had infected his hand and arm already. Snape agreed to kill him so Dumbledore would no longer have to suffer, and Snape himself would be accepted in the ranks of Voldemort as a double agent, while in fact still working for the Order of the Phoenix. Snape pays with his life trying to play this dangerous role, in order to protect Hogwarts and Harry against the Dark Lord, as was requested of him.

Any given Hollywood movie (with few exceptions):

Protagonist saves the day and gets the girl. If protagonist is girl, girl gets guy.

#17

Black Mesa will not be released in 2009.

#18

Wow, I come back to this thread and now I’m pissed off.

SUCCESS!!!

#19

Vergil is an Engineer.

The red book traps you.

The psychologist is actually the killer.

The camarlengo is actually Janus.

The boy from finland that got away and broke the promise.

Kamina dies.

Jack is the new Jacob.

It’s your job to figure out what I’m spoiling. Wich shouldn’t be so hard…

#20

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

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