The Rage Topic

#2681

I tried to sleep earlier tonight only to find about 10 minutes ago that the underside of my bed is apparently a hatching ground for spiders. I found around 20 on my body alone. I wonder if I’ll ever get sleep again.

I’m not makin this up, either. I make plenty of shit up, like Bruce having a pokemon fetish or Matt actually oweong me any amount of money, but this is true and it’s scaring the fuck out of me right now, I mean what even I take the highest amount of care in my room to prevent this, because this is literally, exactly the thing I’m afraid of, the only legitmate phobia I have and then spiders. In my bed. While I’m sleeping. I’d say “fuck my life” but there’s people right here who wish this was their biggest problem today so I don’t know what to say other than the many whimpers and comments about how scarred I am that are coming out of my face this very second, nobody to hear them, Jesus Christ someone hold me

#2682

that’s a shame, because I honestly didn’t read it :smiley:

#2683

Actually though, Bruce just doesn’t have a pokemon fetish to my knowledge.

#2684

That’s why they call you Buzz Killington, I guess.

#2685

She sounds like a massive bitch, not gonna lie. That’s a major letdown, man.

And:

holds, but checks for spiders first

If it helps any, I once had such a bad ant infestation in my room I had to sleep on the couch for a night.

#2686

I fucking love spiders. Why aren’t there any under my bed?

Actually there probably are, I’m at work and I won’t care enough to check.

Also, Buzzkillington, no, we probably don’t know as much as you about pharmaceuticals, I will tell you that I think in the future any drug can easily be 3D printed at the press of a button on your computer, so that knowledge may really come in handy more often.

#2687

Last time I thought the “…swallow 5 spiders annually” statistic was bullshit, I looked up at the wall behind my pillow and saw a spider chilling, waiting for me to fall asleep or sommething.

#2688

maybe that’s how the guy who never ate anything for years actually survived

they should really revoke that record, unless spiders just don’t count

#2689

It’s not 3D printing that’s the issue, it’s the ability to create and combine whatever mix of chemicals the drug uses.

#2690

You do realize it’s still bullshit… right?

#2691

You actually swallow like 40.

#2692

:facepalm:

#2693

You must be getting hungry to express such severe disbelief.

The spider gods shall feed you well.

#2694

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolth

#2695

I just realized that we probably use the word probably a bit too much on this forum.

#2696

That’s probably not a problem, probably…

In a world with few absolutes, we lack certainty and have only probability.

#2697

Was that reference intentional?

#2698

:hmph:

#2699

Where do you think we are?

#2700

Touché

I was curious xD I figured it was was, but you never know.

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