What reference?
Fucking Watch Dogs.
After the latest patch, I can’t use trains to elude persuit status anymore. The AI just cheats and rubber-bands to me, forcing me to use the cars to get away. And they all handle like shit, and the helicopter sniper fucks me up because you can’t hack the helicopter while in the car.
Good, fool.
It was cheap as hell to just hop on a train and have everybody forget that public transportation exists. I watched a roommate play.
Yeah, but on Realistic this basically makes the mission “Not the Pizza Guy” pretty much unplayable.
Then expecting to complete that mission is… unrealistic. B)
hiccups are really nature’s fuck you
That’s a minor issue considering some of the other ways your body can fuck with you (ignoring outside forces in mother nature here)…
“nature’s little fuck you” then, whatever
A couple of assholes stole my phone today. I was about to sell it and already had a prospective buyer.
Assholes.
So you found someone who knew you had a phone and wanted it, and then some strangers suddenly stole the phone in question?
I bet you they were hired.
In other news I just got a used phone, someone tried to sell it to me but then I hired someone to steal it.
I got hired to steal a phone today. Should’ve stolen the phone back again after I got paid.
edit: :ninja:d by 3 posts
har har
You three told the exact same joke.
Besides, the then-but-not-anymore prospective buyer is a coworker. He would have had a hard time conceiling the fact that he got someone to steal my phone.
Stung my a motherfucking asshole bark scorpion last night while I was laying on my bed. Tortured the fucker and burned him, now my whole lower leg is numb. Scorpions are Satans little pets, and the bark scorpion is like the king of the pack.
You gonna get checked out, at least? Getting stung by one of those mofos is no laughing matter in my book.
Nah, I’ve been stung by one several times before xD it wears off in a day or so. It’s just annoying, it feels like your leg is asleep and doesn’t hurt, it’s just pins and needles, but the actual site where you were pricked is sensitive to the touch and feels like a nasty bruise.
Ah. I don’t live in that area, most venomous creature you can encounter where I am is the Copperhead (it’s a snake); they tend to not come into society that much.
Had one of those bite me. And a cottonmouth (another snake), couple rattlesnakes, scorpions of different varieties, bees, black widows haha it’s a miracle I’m not dead.
And @tiki: Emperor Palpetine ain’t got a damn thing on my fury with venomous creatures xD