God made me ugly because he picked me for Legendary Mode with Hardcore enabled.
Well it is fine tuned for you specifically.
I have my own personal mods :’)
So… some genius thought it would be a good idea to park where I usually park (which is by a small tree on the street about 12’ from the driveway - I drive a large SUV - and I leave about 6’ from the driveway itself), not exactly happy about that since I was forced to park in the fripping driveway (it’s occupied by a second SUV and the driveway itself is not all that big - I drive an SUV too). Not exactly thrilled, but since it’s 11 PM Eastern time, not much I can do.
“the wand chooses the wizard…”
Don’t give up.
I spent all day studying math and just got to my assignment (due tomorrow) an hour and a half ago.
Did I ace it? Probably not.
But I did learn important stuff today. And that’s what matters.
Well, I guess grades kinda do too. But only until you’re out of school. Then the knowledge itself is what matters.
I just lost some pretty important data on my machine due to file corruption (decrepit file structures damn you). Fuck.
Well important as in time consuming to set up, but not ESSENTIAL to have. And no, I don’t have a backup.
School is just just regurgitating information you’re forced to memorize just so your GPA looks nice to everyone else. The most important lessons in life don’t usually happen from looking at a whiteboard or at a projector, in my opinion, it’s learned on your own in the world. Whether you’re learning it from someone else or from something else, as long as you put the effort into actually learning it, it’s real knowledge.
That’s my opinion d: but good luck on those assignments. With some work, I think you can do it.
stop changing the video quality to 144p youtube fuck, it’s not god damn 1999
I worked as a warehouse guy at BestBuy for three months. I always had this bitch of a boss that was telling me that I was doing great. But later I found out that she was telling everyone else that I was horrible at my job, and she would always blame me for HER laziness.
I was always supposed to go to her if I had a problem. But instead, I got her back by collecting evidence of her lack of doing work, and explained everything to the GM. She got reprimanded. Immediately after that, she fired me. I guess she figured out that I was someone who would never hesitated to stand up to her bullshit.
And yet, now that I look at her Linkedin page, she’s apparently the Operations Supervisor there. I wonder how many dicks she had to suck to get that position… Personally, I don’t think the GM particularly liked her either. So I suspect that she was fucking the regional manager or something. He came to the store once, and yelled at me right in front of her. By the way he talked, and the look of pleasure that she had on her face after that happened (as well as the fact that they both disappeared for an hour during ‘a break’ - I’m pretty sure I’m right.)
Oh, and just so all of you know - all the employee’s at Best Buy were told to never help customers, unless they were dead-set on buying something. I’m dead serious about that.
that’s way sexist man
In a different situation - I would say it was too. But seriously… she’s exactly as I described her. :meh: Fucking loved that job too!
Hooray, as a socially inept person this is cause for me to take all of my self-guided business to Best Buy now.
Finally, we’re the target demographic!
I wish all stores everywhere would just adopt the policy of “stand around being available when someone wants to ask you for help, and then just be a generally decent person”
When we were young and stupid, my friend and I never had any intention of buying anything when we walked into that store, but we made sure to talk to every single employee, one by one, until they got tired of answering stupid questions and started to avoid us, unbeknownst to them was our real intention of walking out with a bunch of free shit, and so we did, every time.
brilliant
the best i ever did at stealing except a few pieces of candy here and there, was put a tube of tennisballs in my pants pocket, and casually walking out
unfortunately my friends started running and so we were caught 
or maybe they just saw it on camera
Only thing I ever stole was a bottle of Dextromethorphan (DXM). It’s an OTC cough drug that - in large doses - produces a high very similar to PCP or Ketamine. Man… the stupid shit I did to get high as a younger teen… Actually now that I think about it. I believe I also stole a couple of those Benzedrex nasal decongestants - because they contain a drug called ‘Propylhexedrine’ that is a derivative of Methamphetamine.
The high was definitely tweaky and felt good for many an hour? After that, the come down hit me hard and I felt like shit for a couple days. I don’t recommend getting high on that stuff. Just go to a college campus and find a kid selling Adderall.
I think I should probably not touch any of those drugs. Don’t think my antidepressives will respond well to them 
The day after I bought my girlfriend gifts to mark us being together for 11 months she tells me she had sex with her ex twice, once over Christmas break and once earlier this Summer break. She then tells me she wants me to drive 8 hours to comfort her (she’s out of town for break) because she feels lonely and bad about having sex with him.
Having to vent here because I don’t want to tell anyone IRL about it but need to let it out.
That all depends. I am a pharmacologist (almost) 
But yeah, those drugs are crap. Did you know that they sell Meth OTC as well? Dead serious. Pick up one of those Vicks Vapo Inhalers and look at the active ingredients. It contains a VERY sneaky synonym for the levorotatory isomer of Methamphetamine.
Levmetamfetamine. A quick google search will reveal what the true nature of this drug is. That would be Levo-Methamphetamine. Unfortunately, it has no recreational value as it’s not able to cross the blood-brain barrier (BBB) in amounts significant enough to cause an effect. However, the Dextrorotatory isomer of Methamphetamine (Dextro-Methamphetamine) crosses the BBB with such ease that even small amounts can give you a huge high.
You probably all know that though. What they don’t tell you is that many drugs are racemic (meaning that they have ‘mirror images’ of themselves) that actually have therapeutic benefit. L-Meth is an example of a racemic drug that has therapeutic as it’s Levo isomer, but is a recreational drug of abuse as its Dextro isomer.
(D-Meth actually does have therapeutic value however, and you can actually get a prescription for Methamphetamine from a doctor. Don’t believe me? Prescription meth is sold under the trade name ‘Desoxyn’)
Wait a sec… why did I even explain all of that? Oh, yeah. I took 60MG’s of Adderall 20 minutes ago…
Wow… writing that out killed my Adderall buzz…