Yeah, this wasn’t a butter knife, it was a really big knife with this sharp, serrated edge that I only get out if we need to cut a loaf of fresh bread or something.
I’ve done that before. It’s a total bitch, pain-wise.
My sister cut her thumb open on the top of a can once.
Was really fucking deep, and there was a lot of blood.
Also I too go through way too many earbuds. Every time I get a new one without fail one ear will always give out after a while of usage, I’m just waiting for the one I have to go now since it’s still ok.
It’s the most annoying thing I go through. It’s like clockwork: every 3-4 months the ear bud fails. No matter how well I take care of em, or how much or little I use em (which I use em a LOT) they go out. Right, then left.
Edit: On the topic of cutting ourselves accidentally, I once sliced open my forearm with a machete. Never scarred though, I don’t scar easily.
Eh, I can out-beat that. Got a gash on my arse when I was 6. I sat on a soap dish, and being that a ceramic object can’t support the weight of a 60+ lbs child it snapped. Got a gash about 2" deep and about 4-6" long. Even have the scar in the area to prove it.
One thing I do remember is going to the emergency room and my ass stung like hell for a few hours.
Ear buds suck. This is why I buy “neckphones” I buy those and they last me a year and some change. And I find them to be more comfortable.
I use the earbuds that rest in your ear so I don’t mind how they feel. I can’t stand the ones you have to put in your ear though, and those kinds always pop out after a minute or two so I can’t really use em.
I can’t top the cuts but I am reminded of how I have a scar above my lip because when I was a kid my sister slammed open the door to the bathroom as I was trying to open it and bashed the doorknob right into my face. Apparently there was blood everywhere.
Psh I can beat that! Here, hold my beer!
And yeah, ear buds might not last long, but I find em more comfy than that neck thing.
Also: Bankruptcy time for my family. I’m glad I’m out. I feel horrible for them, they’re basically losing 3/4 of their income per month to it.
guys, you realize they design those things to fail quickly, right?
yeah, buy some sony MDR-V150 every pair of those that I own still works.
Had to replace my oldest ones because, after 20 years of use, the bracket that holds them on your head is completely destroyed and the cable is filthy, but both ears still play.
I have a serrated scar on my chin where my dad accidentally hit me with a saw.
I currently own a pair of Sony MDR-ZX100 which are fairly decent. 
Those are fuckin awesome used them and person who owned them only needed to replace them because they broke them theirself don’t personally buy them because they are a little bulky for around area use.
I don’t have any cool scars 
Say what?
I’ve used them before. Never personally owned them because its not good for being out and about too bulky. But the person who did own them had them for 2 years before they finally broke them out of clumsiness. Sorry I sometimes word things awkwardly because I don’t really care enough to make sure what I post is coherent or correctly typed and stuff.
That wasn’t just awkward. That didn’t make almost any sense at all.
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a forum that bans memers
I can’t bind my shout key in Skyrim. It’s not in the menu, I don’t appear to be able to set bindings from the console, and I can’t find keybinds in an ini anywhere. So… I don’t get to shout, I guess.
Can’t ban me for that post. It was on topic of this thread. Topic being rage, you having raged from someone using a meme.