Wait in front of their house till they leave, steal all the religion related crap and tell them god took it away.
That wasn’t directed just at the irresponsibly religious, but at anyone who brings up religion (or really, any ideological topic) and then refuses to have a civil discussion about it. I guess that’s what I get for knowing mostly stupid people who have one (often fallacious) point and can’t carry on the discussion further. It mostly starts and ends with, “God/Religion is/isn’t true because x and anything you say in disagreement will cause me to ragequit.” Sucks for someone who likes playing the devil’s advocate.
Sounds like any time I’ve ever admitted I’ve liked someone right there- ragequit!
But in all seriousness, stuff like that is why I don’t generally discuss religion.
GAAAAH! I am so mad at my mom.
I have a girl that really like, and my mom tells me “sure, you can go to the mall or do other things together” and then she sees a picture of the girl and tells me I can never be alone with her because “She doesn’t look like a virgin”
Nahh. I’m not a tryhard. I just didn’t realize that it sounded like that till I read it later. But because it made me chuckle, I didn’t redo it. Instead, I added that last part. But oh well. Least we know why it looks like that 
implying you have to let your mother choose your girlfriends
Fuck her anyway and brag about it when you get home
BAHAHAHAHA OH GOD OH MAN
She never even met the girl either and she has this unrelenting idea that she wants to get pregant with me as the dad on purpose.
At 15 and living in the middle of fucking nowhere you do. I live a twenty minute drive away from everyone I know and I couldn’t walk anywhere even if they were close because my parents keep tabs on me and my neighborhood is surrounded on all sides by highways.
:fffuuu: you got all the luck. I live ABOUT 2 hours from MOST everything.
It’s funny because nobody would have sex with you anyway.
Obvious troll is obvious.
Seriously, you expect me to flip out over you when you have no posts and joined yesterday?
oops, doublepost
You’re that kid who thought some girl liked you because she came up to you and said you were her friend, right? (she was making fun of you)
I know you well enough.
Wait, what are your parents thinking, letting ten year olds go to the mall without supervision?
That’s just asking for trouble imo.
Ugh, /discussion.
I remember the mayor, he’s been here before you ever were.