we don’t install programs locally, we stream them from our servers using a program called citrix.
Unfourtunately microsoft hasn’t made it entirely compatible for this thus the freezing problem.
God dammit Apple why can’t you make a good charger to save your worthless lives?
I was collecting lava in Minecraft, for visual flair in my base, and ended up getting stranded and set on fire. Sucks man.
So there’s this grime on my phone, so I wipe it off. Leaves a smear on the keypad. I take a damp slice of tissue paper to it, 14 hours later none of the buttons work.
Now I have to type on a touch screen that suddenly can not be manually turned off
smart phones = weird bugs
dumb phones = what’s a bug?
If it doesn’t fix itself over the weekend I’m just gonna get a blackberry or an HTC or some gimmicky shit that will actually function in society
Don’t get a Blackberry
HTC or a Motorola with Android
Buy expensive shaver. Need one of these to charge it, gurrr fucking clityshit…
buy an electric shaver from your own country then
Move to a continent with one type of plug, that looks deeply disturbed.
Nope we use both, need a new house that has a Type C socket in the bathroom.
And Type A(us) is redundant the world over exept pakistan so fuck your shit…
Considering it gets penetrated almost every day, and then they stop working, it is perfectly understandable why it has this look of utter sadness…
EDIT: Just realized how perv that sounds :lol:
What were you going for if not some bizarre inanimate sexual scenario? O_o
That is the joke
He added that it sounded perverted, implying that was not his original intention. I was curious as to the intended nature of his anecdote if it wasn’t meant to be something sexual.
It means he’s a tryhard that wants to impress the internet cool kids
Now I understand.
I bricked my phone, sent it to service, got it back(and they said they changed the mainboard and tested it), and it wouldn’t charge or turn on. Then i sent it back, got it back, it worked for a day, until it started crashing all the time 
i’m gonna ask them for a new phone.
Today I learned how to discuss religion with someone.
- Start an argument about religion based of of isolated incidents from fringe groups. Be sure to be as vague as possible and use the word “evil” as often as you can.
- When the other person begins to rebut, claim that they’re trying to shove their ideology down your throat. Inform them that they are a perfect example of everything that is wrong with religion/the world.
- Use plenty of ad hominem attacks. Try to contribute as little to the discussion as possible. Be as profane as you can.
- Storm away from the discussion, ideally saying something about how you don’t have time for this, even if you were the one instigating the conversation.
- Success! The other person should now subscribe to all of your views about religion or the lack thereof.