Thanks. We don’t have that around here (or any other brand of gravy, for that matter).
We’re a very happy society. Anger has no place in our open hearts.
I’M MAD THAT ANGER HAS NO PLACE IN OUR OPEN HEARTS!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
I’m not sure what to yell out next time in bed. Maybe I’ll authorize the use of the gamete injection system. [color=black]It is a Metroid: Other M joke. I think I’ll need to show her the damn game, first.
fuck my shyness/not being able to handle attention 
I want to feel rage at someone who just turned around in our yard… especially when there’s a perfectly acceptable turning spot just down from us 
This is why yards in general are inferior. A small woodland patch would require somebody to use the driveway, or drive through trees.
There is always B.O.B. 
HOLY COW NO NO NOOOOOOOO DO NOT WANT!!! [/SIZE]
Ok, I think I am traumatized now.
[COLOR=‘SlateGray’]What I meant… B.O.B. = battery operated boyfriend[/SIZE]
WEll… it was an idea.
Ok, time for another rage - My boss talking to me at mah new job.
“We want something snazzy, pretty, lots of flair and kewl looking while being user friendly. It needs to really impress… but we can’t let you install or use any tools other than what comes already installed on the vanilla computer. You can do that right?”
Of course you can - right after taking a gold dump, establishing world peace and sexually satisfying every man and woman on this planet at the exact same time. All in your coffee break.
We cant even install free programs. Creating snazzy manuals and tutorials with paint and print screen is a challenge… but it is a new job and I will do my best with what I have. I am just ecstatic to actually finally have a job. It is contract work, so eventually it will end… but I am determined to show them my best in the time I have. JUST in case they wanna keep me.
In the meantime, I just find it comical that a business would want one thing but not be able to provide the tools to get there in the most efficient way possible.
https://portableapps.com/apps/graphics_pictures/gimp_portable
no installing required! Or does your pointy haired boss thinks that he needs to adherer to some strange legal requirement that doesn’t exist?
There are also some online image editors that aren’t 1/2 bad
Its a government job. they are in my interwebz sappin mah business. LOL!
I was in a job once where I was told to “Make the computers go faster.” That was my first task on the job. I sat down behind one of the computers (they were all identical) and found…they were all about five years old.
I cleaned up all the things that were slowing down the computers (you wouldn’t believe what I found). They were as zippy as they could possibly be for what amounts to ancient computers. I was told that they still weren’t fast enough and asked what could be done to make them faster. I compiled a list of what was necessary to purchase (I’d install them) and they came back and said, “There’s no budget. Is there anything you can do that’s free?”
headdesk
I was sitting with the owner (it was a very small business). He was sitting there with a pen writing something and I almost wanted to reach over and grab his pen from his hand. When he said, “What are you doing?” I’d respond, “If you want to do your work, you need tools. So do I.”
But I didn’t.
THE RADIO ON THE BUS JUST SAID THERES THIS GAME CALLED HALF LIFE, IT’S LIKE WORLD OF WARCRAFT. IT WAS ONE OF THE FIRST GAMES WHERE PEOPLE HIRED PEOPLE TO GET A GOOD SCORE FOR THEIR MULTIPLAYER ACCOUNT.:’(
:fffuuu:
This, kids, is why you should never trust the media. [color=black]Or whitey
Jeeze, in a few weeks after my new job I’m already fired. All I did was taking a break, before my boss told I should keep working. Then my demented boss says I took a break after he told me I should’ve kept working.
Life’s a bitch.
Flight cancelled or sumthin?