Oh my…
That why he is furry.
ffuuuuu my computer stopped working for no reason
probably the power supply or motherboard, goddamn
My job is so freeking unbelievable. I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the flippin stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big feking dog to work. Every flippin day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Heck, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single flippin day.
Anyway, I drive these diptwads around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff…
Can you solve the new portal/aperture science/black mesa/episode 3/valve totally bought you guys but you aren’t saying anything/portal 2 mystery?
Oh god, I rofl’d.
ummmm that is rather an eclectic collection of persons.
Scooby Doo… or… ?
And where is Fred?
Sigh.
I do hope he quits getting his dog stoned, as P.I.T.A will own his ass if they catch him.
Who do you thinks making the post?
P.E.T.A.*
I posted this before the crash. I’m pretty sure you commented on it…
That’s hawt. :jizz:
Jinkies!
My computer is infected right now with the famous rogue ransom-ware known as Antivirus Soft. This shit is so annoying and it is pissing me off more by the second. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU…
Wipe it and reinstall windows.
Thanks good Dr.
I am horrible with spelling - Sigh.
Cheers
FUUUUU— I think the mapper of my indie game developing team might quit the project :’(
Before any of you idiots says another fucking word about global warming, I want you to explain to me–in detail–the scien-fucking-tiffic explanation. YOU GOT THAT? And you can’t. WHY? BECAUSE THERE FUCKING ISN’T ONE! You all listen to the fucking masses and say “Ooh, I agree with the majority so even though I’m a dumb-ass who doesn’t know third-grade science I get to call you an idiot” when you’re to stupid to know IT’S TECHNICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!
If it were actually happening, believe me, I would be working along side the environmentalists in a heartbeat, BUT IT’S FUCKING NOT!
A few months back, someone actually hacked an E-mail server giving evidence that it was actually a hoax. The media bullshitted that Trick actually means Change, and that Change actually means find a shortcut. WTF?
Second, us north Americans just had THE COLDEST, SNOWIEST FUCKING WINTER IN YEARS! When did warming become freezing?
I sum up this rant with a picture:
{post is unrelated. Had to let this out}
don’t shit up this thread with junk science, discuss it in the global warming thread you already made.