The pinnacle of First Person Shooter gaming!

Oh god, how could I misquote that?!

EDIT: Except… I didn’t…

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I believe unusual superpowers should be added, such as:

The ability to be comfortable in for unlimited time in any seated position!
The ability to open yogurt cups easily!
The ability to eat duct tape!
The ability to become easily captured!
The ability to communicate with sloths!

Dude, you are a fuckin’ genious. I love you.

I think there should be a nod to Fairly Odd Parents with the addition of Meat Vision.

Oh fuck that power was godly. BBQ wherever I look!

But so as to be non-discriminate, there should be veggie vision.

Oh, and over 9000 player online multiplayer. If you die in the game, you die FOR REAL.

Before play you must insert an introveneous connected to a bag of acid into your heart. You die in game, the valve opens…

Seems fair.

I’d play that.

[COLOR=‘Black’]if they didn’t have the depth limit wrong >:O

I vote we correct the depth limit.

THEN ADD FIVE!

what about console commands? Like type in /spawn 1000 armyfriendly_npc to have an army of 1000 do your dirty work for u

I don’t think you understand the point of this thread.

New screenshot!

“90001”

Fail.

Well, it’s technically over 9000…

Edit: fix’d

It’s somewhat disturbing that it looks as though the player is going to end up jizzing on the puppies.

It’s a weapon, but also doubles as bait! You can lead the puppies away from harm using your “sausage.”

I lol’d, then felt ashamed.

I suggest we add more to the HUD: altimeter, hydrometer, mana bar, ouija board, fridge magnets… The whole kaboodle.

Hey, we all have our hobbies. Don’t judge.

Star sign, state of mind, notes, minesweeper minigame, vertical speed indicator, artificial horizon, sanity level, doughnut craving and shoe condition.

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