is there anymore screenshots? im cumming for more!!!
if we put George Broussard on a dev team for a game, it would never get finished…
If that holy water has water physics that dont look like shinny blue balls bumping against each other then :jizz:
We’ll hire George Broussard as a quality tester! He’ll make sure the game NEVER comes out until it’s PERFECT!
Key word never.
You’re in for some sad new. The computer upon which that image was generated exploded instantly after image transfer, killing all involved in its creation.
Still, doesn’t stop us from trying to replicate it.
1.21 GIGAWATS
Don’t let this thread die, it’s too awesome to be forgotten!
Sticky it.
Guys, give us your ideas for creating the best FPS evar!
Like, crazy weapons (the COOMShot. It’s a dildo that shoots a sticky white substance. You get bonus points for getting headshots!)
Enemies (arabian bunnies with fangs, armed with missile launchers and pink AK-47s. The game will support full gibbage)
Locations (a stripper joint, a post-apocalyptic Las Vegas, the center of the sun, hell (KILL SATAN!), heaven (KILL GOD!), a Neo-Nazi headquarters located in a resurrected Castle Wolfenstein (located in Columbus, Ohio), and another shitty underwater level)
We need moar ideas. SHOOT!
Too late, Darkest of Days is the most perfect FPS ever already.
Why yes, I am trolling. Why do you ask?
hey now, stay away from my hometown… make the location a little more believable and keep the neo-nazis closer to Kings Island (Cincinnati) 
I suggest we take it to the next level of realism.
You control the legs/arms with the two analogue sticks, and switch between them with a shoulder button.
The game should be interrupted every five seconds or so and a breathing mini-game pops up.
Also, props to Alone In The Dark, we should use their blinking system.
What’s that supposed to mean? Kings Island kicks ass!
I should know. I live in Cincinnati. 
Edit: WAIT! Breakthrough! We should make Kings Island a Neo-Nazi theme park, and make it fully explorable! It will be filled with mini-games and attractions!
now that Paramount pulled funding, that kind of scenario seems kind belivable
Needs moar blood + Iron sights.
A rocketlauncher that fires machineguns that fires dwarfs with shotguns that fires mini-nukes instead of pellets.
or rocketlauncher that fires heatseeking jizz.
Or or a machinegun that uses the holy water thing as ammo and has jizz grenadelaunchers.
A silenced crowbar (wrapped in electric tape to dull the noise)
Silenced crowbar with a silent user… oh wait…
FIX’D