I have a storyboard. Sadface.
Cork board, it has pins in it - maybe they will hurt the zombies.
i think this map that is hanging on the wall will hurt the zombies.
19" picture tube TV?
Hm, I think I could do some damage with a half-empty spindle of cheap CD-Rs.
A packet of maltesers :hmph:
A blue, 3 kg, dumbbell.
At least I’ll die in good shape.
An airsoft gun, an Xbox 360, a bookcase full of video games and a set of speakers I’m not using. But most importantly?
The door on my left locks.
A big, green, closet door and a flimsy trash can. Might be a little awkward to fight the incoming undead hordes with those.
:hmph:
Anyway, I just cleaned my desk so there’s nothing there. 
I have to choose between a cup a coffee, another cup full of orange juice, three toasts in a plate, a set of Staedtler pencils or a HP LaserJet 1022. I’m fucked.
choose the pencils.
anyways, now it’s my mathbook
“Variables in your FACE, zombie!!”
i have a shitty thread stolen from something only shitty people reblogged on tumblr years ago
A 36" Hewlett Packard Inkjet roll-fed plotter.
a sand castle
a watch, a paperback by g.r.r.martin and a scarf pinned to the wall.
hmm i could use the scarf to tie zombies up and beat the crap outta them. the book could be thrown and i could bind the watch on a long, stable thread and use it like a fighting yoyo, although i would never do that.
McGyver alert !!! Hide your duct tape !!!
I’m lucky. A hunting knife^_^
Bovril on toast :jizz:
an endless list of random objects no one really cares about