now dats what I call a blowsjob
I fell from a 1 story height and landed on my back, luckily the damage wasn’t much but the pain lasted me for a month.
Back in the middle school, I have this jaw issue where I couldn’t open it fully, when I do it hurt and have a loud snapping noise when I force it open. It was really annoying especially when I try to eat.
us mongoloids and our whopping ultra-chisled mandibles are always running into issues. i have that very same issue, but only on my left side, which has a stronger masseter than my right
Oh and then there was that time I narrowly avoided death after I crashed through the drywall in the roof… 6’ fall on your back isn’t something to laugh at. IF I had reoriented a few degrees to the left or the right, I’d be permanently paralyzed if not dead atm…
Speaking of falls, I fell on my head and got a mild concussion when I was a wee youngster. I learned to not play in the back of my dad’s truck after that brush with death.
And then I almost drowned in my aunt’s pool. Twice.
I think this about “the most painful thing” not “I almost died when…” but whatevs. 
One thing I’d like to add about my incident with the wire in the car is that the doctors had told my parents that, if the wire had been even a half a millimeter closer to my eye, I would’ve lost my eye. So. Yeah.
I suppose I should have mentioned the pain was excruciating, I couldn’t breathe very well for a good 3 minutes after the fall. Luckily I was practically unscathed otherwise. 
but honestly, I’m pretty sure almost everyone here experienced falling on their Coccyx! uh…that pain…
which is worse, throbbing crunch-pain or stinging lacerations
both at once
When I was very small, I was climbing on something in the garage and fell. I collided with something hard just above my eye, which left it cut open and my eye completely swollen shut.
This is why I think people should learn to swim in their life time…
Hmm… damn you guys get hurt. Most painful thing to ever happen to me involved a broken electric cord and a bucket of water… was 5 decided to take a broken electric cord plug it in then stick it in water it zapped me… no real damage was done. but other then that I haven’t gotten hurt, hell I have jumped of a 3 story building and the only thing to come out of that was me being banned from said building for scaring people.
Sometimes when I’m really into a drawing I’m working on, I’ll go like 16 hours without food or sleep without even realizing. A few years ago during one of these trips I got up to pee. The biggest issue with sitting down for that long is definitely blood flow, and in the middle of my journey to the bathroom I froze with vertigo and collapsed head-first into the corner of a freshly sharpened coffee table
Charlie-horses. Fucking charlie-horses.
When I was little I was running through the forest and ran face-first into a lone strand of barbed wire. I’ve got a small scar beside my left eye from that.
Oh, and appendicitis hurts like hell.
I want to post something in this thread, but I can’t remember the pain, only the injuries.
We used to have a huge swing set when I was younger. I don’t think they’re allowed to be that big anymore, not sure it was allowed even then. Pretty sure I remember my parents telling me that, or maybe it’s the way it was constructed that isn’t allowed anymore. Four big, long square pieces of wood put together as two 'X’s so they form a crotch up top where another piece was fitted between them to attached the swings to.
The swings were hanging above dirt, not sand, old fashion dirt, and roots.
Me and my siblings used to dare each other to lean as far back as possible when swinging, even went as far as hanging by the knee. I went a little bit too far down and struck my lower backs on the roots, skinning it. There’s now a scar covering my spine.
I was also bitten by an adder once around the age of 4-5, nearly died. There was never no pain, had been bitten when we went swimming at that forest lake, didn’t noticed it before we were back at my grandmother’s house.
Was picked up by an ambulance, though I don’t remember. I’m not even remembering my grandmother slapping my face to keep me conscious, I’ve been told it wasn’t any easy slaps either.
Dove into the deep end of a friend’s pool, too dark to see how far I was going, cracked my nose open on the pebble tech floor.
LeL
Pretty much the most painful thing that ever happened to me was when I was scratching inside my ear and I nicked something exactly the wrong way. Cheese and rice, I was whining on the couch for hours. Then there was the time recently that I was opening a can of cat food and I yanked it open and… slice. At least two-millimeter gash in my thumb.
I lose though.
Does emotional pain count in this thread? Like loss?
On topic: ^ you lost really hard.