I did sprain my ankle when I was 8ish and then I “sprained” it again in the same spot a month later and made it a full on crack. Of course I didn’t know at the time, so I spent years putting all my weight on a fucked up crack ankle and haven’t been able to walk quite right ever since. It’s not noticeable from the outside but it feels noticeable.
After I was bitten by a brown recluse, my entire right forearm swelled into a Popeye arm and became highly sensitive, pain shooting throughout at even a harmless poke. I accidentally hit my arm against the corner of my bed and I could have sworn I was gonna drop dead.
On three separate occasions, I had to manually push an eight pound life sucking organism out of my body, through a hole that was about 1/16th the size. The longest time it took to do this was about 5 hours of knife slicing pain in my gut.
I have had broken bones, women surgeries and other physical ailments, but none come close to birth.
kidney stones
God, parasites are one of the things I’m afraid of the most…
…Oh, that’s not what you meant though. I should stop skimming these posts.
I was tuning my acoustic today and the G string snapped backwards, literally stabbing through my cheek and tongue. It didn’t hurt till I pulled it out. But holy fuck it hurt worse than I thought it would. I can barely talk.
oh hey wait a sec… parasites IS something to be horrified over. Makes me squirm something fierce when I see “I shouldn’t be alive” shows that include things crawling around inside a person. :s hiver:
Broken back and neck. Shit hurts yo.
I’ve been bitten by spiders twice, once at age 5 and again at age 9. I don’t know what type of spiders they were, but it seems as though either both were poisonous or I have an allergy to spiders.
Anyways, I can’t remember much about the first time other then feeling cold and a vague memory of going to the hospital, but the second time, I remember having an injection (I’m guessing it was an anti-venom or something) go into my body from the wrist, not my shoulder or whatever, but right from my wrist. Let me tell you, having a needle go into your wrist hurts ALOT, it was going right into my arteries and veins and shit.
Oh, and once at a baseball camp, I think at age 7, being at bat and having an adult pitcher throw me the ball, which ended up missing the bat and hitting my pelvis. The bruise must’ve been there for a month.
And how can I forget the joyful recovery phase from my septoplasty. My head was spinning at all times, my nose stung and bled constantly, and to top it all off, I had my psychotic cat biting my fucking legs because I wasn’t able to play with him.
Oh yeah, and that time when I touched the straight-iron my airhead sister left on by accident on the highest setting. Funny part is, it only hurt like absolute hell for a second or two, then it just went numb for like five minutes.
Let’s just say that pineapples are really acidic ad don’t combine with sensitive skin and friction. You could probably remove a tattoo this way. That’s not what I did
I once took a glass pan out the oven without realizing that I wasn’t wearing oven mitts. It didn’t really hurt until afterwards, actually.
Are you…did you…really?
This is relevant to my interests.
ditto.
and me
Lemonade and beer create a superacid; I got a stomach ulcer.
Also: placing a toothpick under your toenail and kicking a wall.
compressed air from an empty overpumped watergun to the urethra.
now we’re just naming off fetishes
it wasn’t good.
That’s actually very useful information from the future. I will look out for that and actively avoid that.
99% of stomach ulcers are actually caused by bacteria. So color me suspicious of what actually happened here.