The Gonarch

god raw_bean help us… save this dead topic from discussion about Aze’s personal Gonarch

I wonder if the new Gonarch model will have little pointies in the legs, like a real crab:

My crabs don’t look like that, they’re too small to see.

They are itchy.

I though Canadians used the metric system.

And i bet they don’t swim ¬¬

Edited so your post is invalid.

[COLOR=‘Red’]Topic or die, bitches.

I don`t get how almost nobody noticed the sticky white goo it spits.but i saw it already

Stfu pussy.

well, that’s the exact thing, it IS a large testicle. (monarch+gonad[testicle]=Gonarch)

Yes, i could imagine that to be excruciatingly painful. :slight_smile: unless he lays on his back :slight_smile:

one problem with you theory that’s an egg sac.

Which is almost exactly what a testacle is.

Except testicles have sperm instead of eggs.

Which the Gonarch discharged from it’s top.

If the sack doesn’t jiggle like a pair of good old manballs when I play this game, I will kill myself.

ALMOST exactly.

:confused:

It’s funny though. The thing was designed to BE disturbing, and all the pussies are like “EEEW IT’S TOO DISTURBING!!!”

That means it worked you fucking bitches, and therefore should not be fixed.
Work from my favourite artist.


Go cry.

Oh my god, what is that? :sick:

Some of H.R. Geiger’s most distressing work

Its positively disgusting!

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