You know, if you do a little bit of work to that picture, she kinda does like like Alyx. Observe.
First, take the photo and sharpen it.

Then, you want to apply a bit of a blur, for good measure.

This one’s a family secret, sorry folks.

Add a pinch of cinnamon, and voila!

Sploopidy, you’re totally right. Shame on all those who doubted you.

