You know, if you do a little bit of work to that picture, she kinda does like like Alyx. Observe.
First, take the photo and sharpen it.
Then, you want to apply a bit of a blur, for good measure.
This one’s a family secret, sorry folks.
Add a pinch of cinnamon, and voila!
Sploopidy, you’re totally right. Shame on all those who doubted you.