If the almost-chicken laid an egg, then it would’ve been an egg of an almost-chicken, if that eggs spawns a mutated version of the almost-chicken, making it a chicken, then you have the first chicken. If said chicken laid an egg, then you have the first chicken egg.
Therefore, chicken was first. Because; in order to have a chicken egg, you need a chicken. An egg laid by an almost-chicken isn’t a chicken egg, it’s an almost-chicken egg.
…unless you define a “chicken egg” is an egg with a chicken (or soon-to-be chicken) in it.
The whole chicken-egg discussion is dumber and more pointless than Dan Quayle.
Maybe someone should start a chicken-egg discussion in the Massdebating hall.
I know you are, but what am I?