she kept complaining about how slow it was running and asked me to take a look. within about 30 seconds i open disk cleanup and see this.
obviously i’m gonna do other maintenance and stuff, but this just gave me a laugh.
Cool story, bro.
What, exactly, is IN temporary files, anyway?
Also, you missed a good opportunity to clean her plumbing, too.
Exactly what it says on the tin. Temporary files.
nah, that’s for later ;p
Except it’s for RIGHT NOW.
oh damn, brb then
Atta boy!
Also, while you’re at it, tweak her knobs, they may be out of adjustment.
Ask her to take off her cloths and take a cold bath while you watch, it could be a heating/cooling issue and the best way to make sure is to observe.
first off thats funny also THAT IS A COOL SIG ZELDA LOLOLOLO LOL i just noticed you avatar METROID LUL
Install Ccleaner on it, to fix all the registry problems she will HAVE. itll also clean out other unessecary shit and help with performance slightly.
Think mine was similar, mainly because I never get round to doing it 
So… how many “compromising” pictures of her have you found on her drive? Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you should post them or anything (especially if you have even an ounce of respect for her), I’m just sort of curious if you’ve “stumbled across” anything unusual or funny?
On topic… crap, I just checked my own pc and I guess I’ve been lazy since mine looks almost as bad as hers 
People, CLEAN YO PC’S!
I find naked pics on people’s computers all the time.
That’s why I use:
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Maybe you’re not, but I am!
Post them now.
Its the only real reason people have encryption software.
Let me guess. You’re a girl.
Does she use Facebook a lot? My mom plays FarmVille all the time (don’t ask) and i noticed that the Facebook games leave fuckloads of temp files that slow the shit out of everything
oh, i thought they were just being a jerk lol. shrug
indeed she does
also, i’ve found zero compromising pictures 
i don’t think i would post them anyway, i wouldn’t wanna be “that guy” lol