Yes Eric, we already know yours.
I’d have to get a camera. I scare the shit out of kids anyway. Always amusing, and for those of you who celebrate, happy Halloween.
I’m disguised as the invisible man. I appear to no one and no one sees me.
That is what I do on Halloween! I have never-ever used different outfit for that holiday. 
I’ve dressed as a boring engineer. It’s a costume that I’ve been iterating on for the last few years. I think this year is the best one yet.
How exactly does one dress up as a civil engineer specializing in tunnel excavation?
Dress like a classic highschool nerd?
Business casual and a hard hat and clipboard I guess
Kimono, bellbottoms, bass guitar, long hair, Geddy Lee.
I was dressed like a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.
(Thanks, Wednesday Addams!)
There’s just one stipulation among my peers: you’re not allowed to dress up as something you are. (For example, my colleague who decided to dress as Sexy Priest was allowed to do so because he is an avowed atheist, and he would not have been allowed to dress as such if he identified as the least bit Christian.)
So I dressed as An Upstanding Citizen.
I didn’t really have access to anything because I wasn’t at home at all for like three days prior.
So I just draped myself in some pieces of red cloth I found at my father’s place and called myself a human buttplug.
Unfortunately didn’t get any pictures.