Security guards

See, this is why we have spam… Until people stop clicking it, they won’t stop sending it.

Heard some stats the other day stating that a whopping 12% of the 800 surveyed did click on or otherwise reply to spam emails they got. Spammers only need about 1% to make it a financially viable business model.

I didn’t click it :stuck_out_tongue:

About a million, it seemed like. [COLOR=‘Red’]But anyway, topic time guys.

They should expand upon the time where the gaurd gets attacked at the beginning of “we’ve got hostiles!”. Leave he garud to be killed but have him atleast put up a better fight.

Or have the guards missing helmets, ripped clothing, and blood soaked shirts. It would make them seem more more human and in that they would injured during there escape the facility.

:hmph:

And get them to say long lines of monologue stolen from some obscure independent WW2 movie.
It has to start with "Tell my wife I love her… "
It also needs to have a lot of agonizing sounds, “uughhmmffh” and “arrrrghhhh blood squirting gnnnhh” can work pretty well.

Or maybe not WW2 movies, but songs! Maybe they start humming to some song while theyre laying on the floor, waiting for all the blood to pour out, so they get rid of the misery.

You walk by in the laser corridor, and you hear from behind you “Hold my… hm hm hmm wish for death…”
Think about it.

The security guards in the game never changed. I’m not just talking about the face but even if they were in an oven they would wear all there clothing

Barneys should also be able to buy a beer from somewhere in Black Mesa, since like everyone knows Barneys are not going to make it out alive from the complex, so why just not buy the beer right away? (Beer would make your aim less accurate but you take less damage) :slight_smile:

^do want!

I want one with a beer.

Did you know that your nickname sounds like a euphemism for “fart”?

Uh… never mind! :retard:

It is my Indian name meaning smelly one. my brother called me that because my farts smell awful. So yes you are correct.

I’m going to name you Exaybichay - ‘one who talks loudly, saying nothing’.

See also: Politician

^agree

Max, stop saying that! Have some input of your own for once!

Yeah Max, be a leader, not a follower!

^ Agree.

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