Regale me with stories of your shitty neighbors

#1

Surely it’s only in The Truman Show where by all neighbors are lovely to each other. Oh wait, even in that film it’s fake.

My next door neighbor (old lady in her 70’s) recently had her garage roof tiled. We share the same garage building but it is obviously split for our individual sides. She spent 700 on re-tiling for her side of the garage.

Well, she has approached me twice this week when I have arrived home from work asking me when I am going to get my garage roof fixed as her side keeps having water drip into it.

My garage is fine and has no leak. She also accused me of ‘drying it out’ by having the garage door open, despite the fact that it is always open during the day. It’s obvious the man she hired did a poor job on her retiling and is angry by the fact she spent 700 on it. I hired a man out and he has inspected my side and I have been told it is fine.

Surely I’m not the only one with miserable bitches living next door. :stuck_out_tongue:

tl;dr Old lady neighbor claims my side of garage is causing leak in hers, builder she hired just did a poor job on her side.

#2

My neighbors are kind and caring folk, willing to occasionally send us cookies in return for minor favors.

#3

I hate it when I sleep during the day (working at night) and some faggot decides it’s time to rebuild his fucking house with the noisiest tools ever conceived by mankind.

#4

I don’t see my neighbors. Is that mean I’m a sociopath ?

#5

Two of my neighbours died in the last year. :frowning:

#6

My neighbors are cool, they have unprotected wireless internet and 3 of the 5 neighbors who live directly next to my house occasionally smoke weed, one dude who lives 2 houses away lives with his parents and we smoke weed in my/his backyard every night.

#7

Our neighbors are ok. I live in the country and we all have rather large lawns, and whenever I go to mow at my house they all decide they have to mow to be as good as the rest of us.

#8

Haha, you think that’s cool? When we just moved in and didn’t have a lawnmower, the neighbors mowed our lawn, twice.

#9

lol wow without you asking?

#10

Well, I guess we asked for it by letting it grow 2 feet high…

#11

None of them know what a fucking driveway is.

They never park in it, prefer the street, causing garbage trucks to get stuck, other bullshit.

Yes, I am aware I am sporadic in the posts I make.

#12

My neighbors are awesome.

#13

My neighbors paid me $100 to literally use their driveway while they were gone. This is a big deal because there’s no space in my driveway so I usually park on the street.

They paid me money to utilize their property for my own needs.

#14

My neighbor is a Vietnam vet, and he’s literally drunk 24/7. He has landscapers over literally every day, I don’t know what they even do, I just hear loud lawnmowers and leaf blowers all day long. Sometimes he just walks through the woods onto my lawn and talks to us too at random times.

#15

My neighbors are Korean immigrants. They keep quiet. There’s this mondo freak girl that lives 2 houses down. You know those big orange-tipped stakes they slam into the ground so that when it snows you know where the curb is? She likes to break them so that the end that is still in the ground sticks out just a few inches. So anyone that doesn’t watch their step is going to get acquainted with maximum splinters. She also likes to hose off her bicycle while crying.

There’s a whorehouse across the street.

#16

I don’t interact with my neighbors. Ever.

There are those bitches at the top of the street (I live on a hill) who never clear their sidewalks when it snows, though. I’m gonna call whoever needs to be called next time it snows and they don’t clear it.

#17

My neighbors are cool. They’ll loan out their yard tools if we ask for them, the only time we’ve ever had problems with any of them is when the guy directly across the street got drunk and tried to break into our house. I’m fairly certain the Somalians on the corner have no idea how to set up a wireless network (they have an unsecured WiFi network that still has the machine’s manufacturer as its ID) and I’m almost positive the Hippies across the street grow pot in their basement.

#18

Before you know it you have your own Jurassic Park in your backyard.

#19

one neighbor is very old and friendly and sometimes gives us things, the other neighbor is young and friendly and has nice conversations with the whole family.
at my other house (my best friends house where i do everything but sleep but i also sleep there a lot!!!), the one neighbor comes over to smoke with us and make jokes about our lesbianism 2gethz and the other next door house is abandoned.

#20

Front yard, the backyard is too degraded to grow 2 feet high, in this part of town everyone spends thousands on their lawn every year because of some shitty white worm that eats the grass, we don’t give a fuck because our front lawn is unaffected. (we live on a street corner)

edit: To get back on topic,

I think we are by far the weirdest neighbors around

see for yourself the streetview pic was taken spring 09, notice the window panes, the ladder going to the roof (I was tweaking my wifi stealing device)

the random modifications my step-dad did to the house, that are too small/too short (due to the building materials being 100% jacked from construction sites)

the russian sauna in the backyard (during the day, used for drinking by my step-dad and his russian frends… during the night, used for smoking trees by me and my friends)

and (not pictured on streetview) extension that covers up the sauna a bit but still looks weird because it’s basically built out of those window panes, and a fence with a gate, the fence is like 3ft high, and the gate is nailed shut to keep the stoners out, so we just walk over the fence.

https://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/sersoft2/house1.jpg

https://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s311/sersoft2/house2.jpg

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