Trojan war
The console wars of the 90’s.
Nintendo vs Sega, go!
Pay attention in English class. It can save you from looking like and idiot when you correct someone.
So everyone runs around beating the shit out of each other with Segas and Nintendos? Where do I preorder?
pay attention in not being a pedantic asshoel club
pay attention in… nvm you’re perfect <3
PAY ATTENTION TO ME! TO ME!
Killzone.
They aren’t German, but still.
I wouldn’t mind a WWI video game done by a professional company. Hell, this seems like the perfect thing Call of Duty could do right, since CoD tends to try and over-excite these wars.
They could actually make WWI seem interesting. I can already imagine an action packed trench charge with German machine guns pounding and bringing down Entente soldiers. Now they just can’t include the inevitable retreat that follows these charges or else a giant phallus of rage will penetrate their contemptuous posteriors.
Needs more Vietnam. Or possibly something based on the Korean War.
mash the gmae
I’d play it.
i can take or leave it
They need to make a game about the Spanish inquisition, where you burn heretics alive and then there’s this complete and very detailed torture simulator.
Then Michael Palin sucks your dick if you play it for more than 5 hours in a row.
“I wasn’t expecting some kind of Spanish Inquisition!”
Door breaks down
“NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”
If nobody gets the reference, then I feel very sorry for you.
There’s the next Assassin’s Creed right there.
Our chief weapon is surprise! Surprise and fear…Fear and surprise!
Our TWO weapons are fear and surprise and a ruthless efficiency…
THREE weapons! Fear, surprise, a ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope!
FOUR weapons! No…
Amongst our weapons are…Amongst our WEAPONRY are such elements as fear surprise - I’ll come in again…
monty python quoting is so obnoxious
What about the I.R.A.