Portal update. Possible Portal 2 teaser?

[loony636]

@Floyd

Yeah, I didn’t say otherwise. But since they say that the testing of GLaDOS coincided with the ‘bring your daughter to work day,’ it’s possible that GLaDOS wrought havoc and then found the children and took them away as future test subjects. They would have been kept in isolation in an incubation chamber - it would explain Chell’s age and the fact that the world outside is so messed up.

It’s far-fetched but possible.

I thought there was one theory about Chell being a clone?

Either way, the whole “bring your daughter to work day” was in their for the lolz, I think.

[lambda]

Can’t wait untill release

[sersoft]

I wonder how long it took GLaDOS to build the first ASHPD…

[Eric_Fong]

@russilker

…I thought it was humorous. trolls are just funny. Like Fee. and Fong.

How come i still here?

[saivert]

I think this alternate reality game is getting out of hand.
Anyone with me?

[Madcat1030]

Um… what?
The ARG’s been over. For a while, now, I thought. Yeah, I’m pretty sure the BBS’s been closed.

[_amp_955_dam]

@russilker

…I thought it was humorous. trolls are just funny. Like Fee. and Fong.

Fee Fi Fo Fong. :meh:

[loony636]

@sersoft

I wonder how long it took GLaDOS to build the first ASHPD…

I thought Aperture Science built is before GLaDOS went online and that they had commenced tests with it?

[sersoft]

Before GLaDOS was activated they were set on developing shower curtains.

[Winged_One]

GLaDOS shut all the scientists in and forced them to work on the Portal program?

Or she killed everyone THEN developed the Portal program?

[loony636]

@sersoft

Before GLaDOS was activated they were set on developing shower curtains.

1981 – Diligent Aperture engineers complete the Heimlich Counter-Maneuver and Take-A-Wish Foundation initiatives. The company announces products related to the research in a lavish, televised ceremony. These products immediately become wildly unpopular. After a very public string of choking and despondent sick child disasters, senior company officials are summoned before a Senate investigative committee. During these proceedings, an engineer mentions that some progress has been made on “Tier 3”, the “man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain.” The committee is quickly and permanently recessed, and Aperture is granted an open-ended contract to continue research on the “Portal” and “Heimlich Counter-Maneuver” projects in secret.

1981-1985 – Work progresses on the “Portal” project. Several high ranking Fatah personnel choke to death on lamb chunks despite the intervention of their bodyguards.

[Altamont_Raven]

@Winged One

GLaDOS shut all the scientists in and forced them to work on the Portal program?

Or she killed everyone THEN developed the Portal program?

I believe she shut everyone in, and used them as test subjects in developing the portal system

[sersoft]

@loony636

quotes

The same page says the race(to build a working portal) was lost when black mesa causes the resonance cascade, which happens after GLaDOS was activated.

[Ballsopt]

oboy podcast

https://gameinformer.com/b/podcasts/archive/2010/03/26/special-edition-podcast-portal-2.aspx

[Omega_Absolute]

Yeah that podcast was terrible. The only thing I learned was that Meagan VanBurkleo is a bitch and constantly interrupts people.

[Deathmonkey7]

YES! THE CEREBRAL BORE RETURNS!!! Oh… wait… they weren’t serious.

[Doop]

I enjoyed the part where she called herself stupid by saying 7 years is way in the future.

[sersoft]

@Ballsopt

https://gameinformer.com/b/podcasts/archive/2010/03/26/special-edition-podcast-portal-2.aspx

and drags her black back into the facility

wut

[Madcat1030]

…Replay Portal. You’ll understand.

[papernick]

…Re-read his post. You’ll understand.