Pleasant surprise of the day!

My Grandma accidentally bought lime flavored Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, they weren’t anywhere near as bad as I expected them to be.

It’s chile limon you northerner prick.

thatst he best flavour

I was reminded that I know how to do an elbow lock better than the one black belt I know.

And I lost a couple pounds :smiley:

surprise! i gave you liposuction in your sleep.

I found out that this girl that I like (who I thought would never like me because she has a boyfriend already) has a crush on me :3

I’m down with that :smiley:

Not according to the package.

I threw a can of peas out the window.

So what R U gonna do about it?

Powerbomb her through a wall.

No, srsly (@Dillxn)

Prepare for disappointment, one way or another it all ends badly.

Apparently the battery i got for my laptop, which is the wrong type and won’t fit, is the correct one and will fit according to the company that delivered it.
What a pleasant surprise.

/sarcasm

Some hot young thing approached me in the hallway and gave me a packet of fun dip. Fuck yeah.

What’s fun dip?

:open_mouth: Seriously you don’t know? It’s a delicious candy treat.

Ohhhhh, I know what that is, I thought you were talking about some kind of sauce.

so did you dip into her fun parts?

i saw a reality TV-show about time travel.

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