My Grandma accidentally bought lime flavored Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, they weren’t anywhere near as bad as I expected them to be.
It’s chile limon you northerner prick.
thatst he best flavour
I was reminded that I know how to do an elbow lock better than the one black belt I know.
And I lost a couple pounds
surprise! i gave you liposuction in your sleep.
I found out that this girl that I like (who I thought would never like me because she has a boyfriend already) has a crush on me :3
I’m down with that
Not according to the package.
I threw a can of peas out the window.
So what R U gonna do about it?
Powerbomb her through a wall.
Prepare for disappointment, one way or another it all ends badly.
Apparently the battery i got for my laptop, which is the wrong type and won’t fit, is the correct one and will fit according to the company that delivered it.
What a pleasant surprise.
/sarcasm
Some hot young thing approached me in the hallway and gave me a packet of fun dip. Fuck yeah.
What’s fun dip?
Seriously you don’t know? It’s a delicious candy treat.
Ohhhhh, I know what that is, I thought you were talking about some kind of sauce.
so did you dip into her fun parts?
i saw a reality TV-show about time travel.