Stepped in dog shit.
Which part of that was pleasant? The part where you hear the sound? The part when the smell hits you? Or the part where you were trying to clean it off your shoe?
This thread now doubles as “(Un)pleasant surprise of the day”.
Oh… Well this morning I came back from getting stoned (I don’t smoke in the house) to find out that my mom and my step-dad are back together, yeah that’s good news because now my little sister will be happy and he will finish building stuff he started before leaving, but unfortunately for me, this guy absolutely hates when I smoke weed, so he told me to GTFO even though this was the first time he was here in months…
He completely ignored the fact that my mom let some random pothead live here for the past few months because she’s so low on money.
Of course I just went to my room and they didn’t say anything, but still…
Some guy with a beard sitting on the sidewalk was giving out money in a tin can. I felt pretty happy about that.
I got a free dinner from Outback steakhouse tonight
I had jumbalaya for dinner.
nomnomnom
All you had to do is to put on a fancy suit, press a button and push a fancy cart into a beam for science to happen ?
I won the fucking lottery. One thousand euros in my pocket. Fuck yeah.
Just found out that Mötorhead and Channel Zero are heading to Graspop this summer. Kiss was confirmed earlier. Shaping up to be a fine festival.
Got the commitment for a apartment in the coolest student dorm in town. My girlfriend and me can move there in april
When we applied for it two months ago we were told it would take 14 months until we get an apartment
I FOUND MY SHOES!!
Apparently I was drunk enough to put them in the mailbox :retard:
LOL
Reminds me of myself. Instead of the shoes in the mailbox I put my jacket behind the wardrobe and the spaghetti Bolognese in my bed :meh:
Perhaps you mailed them to yourself?
I woke up again to another pleasant day. Need I say more?
i hope you remembered to stamp them
:fffuuu:
i found a beached whale in cricket-britches.
I just found out that the exam I thought I had tomorrow was actually today :awesome: