The government here is a democracy, and therefore is entirely truthful. Why esle would they send soldiers to search my house every week? We’re an open society here in Australia.
Australian History in a nutshell:
Dutch settlers arrive in Western Australia. Discover Perth. Leave and never return.
Captain Cook finds Eastern Australia, thinks it’s pretty fucking awesome. Tells the British.
First Fleet arrives in Botany Bay with convicts. Native population is told to clear off so prisoners can farm.
Australia turns into a colony. Natives that look more brown than black are taught to be white. States argue about rail width and other shit.
Australia federates after having a big meeting and a vote. within 15 years they send soldiers to the wrong beach in World War 1, thereby making them heroes.
Australia takes part in another war, nearly gets its ass handed to it by the Japanese until the Americans arrive.
Australia becomes best buds with the USA. Decides to help kill communists in south east asia. Troops sent there are spat on upon returning, most probably because they landed at the correct locations.
A prime minister gets kicked out of office after reforming nearly everything. People doing a good job are not tolerated in Australian society.
That’s about it until the late 80s, and I’m sure you can pick up from there.

