Post your plans of World Domination. I am sure you all have one.
Mine consists of poisoned bacon and mind control agents that lets me take control of the poisoned bacon.
Kill everyone, therefore world domination goes to me by default due to lack of competitors
The making and selling of hats.
Ask the eternal dragon to restore my youth so that I can rule planet earth.
making people dumb by watching tv and feeding them with celebrity vagina pictures
then when they get dumb enough they’ll pay for everything so i’ll get $$$
sometimes when i go out walking with my brain i go to the next village and let him play with Krang.
Contract like-minded individuals in first-world nations all over the country. Give each a vehicle and a sniper rifle. So long as the world’s governments are not in compliance with my wishes, every day each contracted assassin kills one person, then flees to a randomly selected city in the ensuing fear and confusion to repeat the process the next day. Whenever my wishes are disobeyed, fear and paranoia grip the populace; riots rage rampant, countries shut down. Because the assassination is indiscriminate, any country that acts out of line is swiftly brought back in line by its peers. I speak through randomly selected individuals, leveraging them with threats on the lives of them and their loved ones, to maintain my anonymity. In the event that I am captured, I self-terminate, and another of the individuals takes control, contracting another like-minded assassin to take his place.
But who says you get to decide? Assassins are the one with the guns. Maybe the assassins will say, “Screw this. I’m taking over”.
EDIT : ya know whut, that might just work… Hmm… WE SHOULD TRY IT.
shit in the water supply
every world domination team needs someone w/ my flavor of crazy I M O
lolwut?
d’oh
Shut down Americas economy permanently, therefore crippling world economy. Then shut down the internet, and blow up a few major landmarks (like The Great Wall of China) and launch nukes into the atmosphere, while I hide in my underground shelter. When the radiation is gone, I come up as one of few able people to rule. Or my children. Either way, I will install a monarchy society, with my family as the first Kings and Queens of New Earth.
World domination is too hard. So much responsibility. The entire world looking to me for guidance and/or domination? Not for me. Imma retire to an island and let the world self-destruct. 
- Hijack the Weinermobile
- Deal with the “Biscotti Problem”
- Sleep with the fourth most important woman in Great Britain
- Corner the market in fashion forward haberdashery
- Decide to not actually rule the world, but wonder what the fuck I was thinking, and consider how my life wound up at this point
I already own the world.
this is a dream and you are all just figments of my imagination
Create a giant cock that shoots jellies across the world
Then everyone should obey me
My plan is the same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Would i become the ruler of the world if i somehow released BM?
I will build a rebecca black factory
It exists; it’s called Ark Music Factory.