Only if religion and superstition don’t kill us off, first. 
what the fuck, I don’t remember clicking on the Humanity to become extinct? thread
Get the fuck out and stop derailing 
Penis is better because it gives you more CONTROOOOOOL
WE ALL NEED COOOOONTROOOOOOOL
Actually, the vagina has more control. It doesn’t matter if a guy has a headache, or if he’s “not in the mood”, when the lady looks down and sees his state of arousal. Then he’d get unwillingly sexed and pegged for lying.
In a relationship, usually the one with the pussy is the one in charge. So there’s your contrrroolllll.
Looking familiar?
But the penis can move around so you can aim well when urinating !
Edit: Also who needs relationships right?
Go on,… we’re listening
EDIT: Oh, and inb4fakeangay: I have first hand experience of actually seeing a girl use a urinal like that. Yeah I was piss drunk at a party and hugging a toilet when that chick came in and saw me blocking it. There was also a urinal on the wall, so she said something along the lines of “aw fuck it”, went over there, raised her skirt at the front and actually managed peeing into there. I dunno how, but it worked. And I wasn’t hallucinating - next day I asked her how she had been able to do that, and she remembered doing it. She was very embarrassed and could not explain it to me. She offered to actually show me, but I was so shocked by that offer and grossed out (that girl was definetly not my type, and I was still an innocent, pure kid back then) that I refused. Come to think of it, I could have got me some pussy back then… oh well, it wasn’t worth the scare.
EDIT2: That’s actually a candidate for those typical “Cool story bro” comments. Well it’s true nevertheless. Gross, but true.
If you piss hard enough it’ll come out in a solid forward stream, regardless of your genitalia.
Statistically, 30% of men have already found the solution to this problem.
“What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?”
The whole time I was reading this the song “Pussy” by Rammstein was going through my head.
“You got a pussy! I got a dick! So what’s the problem? Let’s do this quick!”
vagina, thread closed
Since you obviously never seen a real vagina in your life (being 8 and all), nor do you have a vagina of your own to show off, I’d say you shouldn’t be posting here at all.
But oh wait, that goodbye-thread was just another one of your attention-whoring schemes, was it not?
You got him all figured out in no time.
Bolteh: Busting trolls since 1995.
never done it, but being a straight male I’d prefer vagina.
what does it taste like?
Pie.
ok. . . . .