Or getting shot because he has a better hide and seek record than Waldo?
Wait for it… wait for it…
Peek-a-bump!
I actually didn’t know this. Do I get a prize?
Public scorn from overly patriotic Americans. I’ll start.
Do you live under a f*cking rock?
Sometimes I wonder what the rest of the world’s reaction would be if a small insignifigant country just bombed the entirety of the US into a crater.
Just wake up one friday and the US is dissapeared with some random african tribe all like: “So hey guys, what’s up.”
Nonsensical
Increadibly. That’s why I wonder what everyone’s reactions would be like.
mine would probs. be very dead
Fancy you can come live up here in Canadieh
Same goes for Idi, assuming he actually lives in the states and isn’t just orbiting the planet in a soap box.
omg 
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i actually live 15 minutes away from the ambassador bridge sometimes i go out to the detroit river w/ my friends and eat taco bell and yell at canada
Whatever we did to you and your friends, we’re terribly sorry. 
its ok we usually yell things like WE APPRECIATE HOW YOU ARE A GOOD NEIGHBOR AND ENVY YOUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM
canada is like the kind of neighbor that will smoke w/ u sometimes and doesnt mind when u have loud parties on the weekend
well,at least SOME people envy the healthcare system. Not everyone does.
Can they hear you from atop that mile-high (sorry, kilometer-and-change high) sheer cliff-face of solid ice and snow that is on the border between the United States and Canada?
Y’know, because they all live in igloos up there.
i see the igloos every time i look across the river its p. crazy
I like how the flag keeps hitting him in the face. 
About this “nuclear hell-storm” . . . can we get real for a minute? If al-Qaeda, or any other terrorist group for that matter, had such easy access to nuclear weapons and the components to build such weapons, they would have unleashed them long ago. Their intent is to destroy everything and anything their “enemies” hold dear. If it were that simple, they wouldn’t bother hijacking planes and creating damage that way. Not to mention, getting such a weapon into the States and other places is not as hard as you might think–thousands of shipping containers go unchecked every year, and it only takes one to create mass devastation. That said, there will be retaliation in some form, but I don’t think it will be from nuclear warheads or anything of that caliber. I think a dirty bomb is the worst that can happen, and although that’s not pleasant to think about, it’s a far throw from “nuclear hell-storm”.
What the fuck are you talking about, peasant?