Omegle

[Dr_Perky]

Stranger: asl
You: hmmm lemme think about this for a second
Stranger: k
You: i think today i will be 69, male, and i live in bumont, texas yeah that sounds believable enough doesn’t it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hot horny male 17 with cam looking for female with cam
You: ditto
You: =D
Stranger: female?
You: ditto means the same
You: =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[KMCA]

The eyes have it

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: shit!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ciledog]

@Dillxn

You: idk who slash is D:

Your alter ego is dead to me
:c

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: >_>
You: Rawr.
Stranger: hey
You: I am Raptor Jesus
You: you love my tail
Stranger: aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
You: I knowsz it
Stranger: yer i do
You: So, tentacle raep then?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: yer
You:
You: Dad! Mom was crushed by a tree!
You: No she wasn’t.
You: Yes, she was!
Stranger: what
You: Trees aren’t in the kitchen!
Stranger: she was stabed by a spoon
You: Yep.
You: OHMYGAWDITSADEMOMAWN
You: RUN!
Stranger: yer
You: Do you get hypnotized by omegle’s tab sign aswell?
Stranger: no i havnt got one
You: :C
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Inou]

You: hi
Stranger: horny girl?
You: maybe
Stranger: oka
You: did by horny you meant bored and by girl you meant male?