Omegle

#21

Hahaha I remember that thread on /b/. So many people fell for it.

#22

Sad, lifeless person A wasting their time communicating with sad, lifeless person B.

:’(

#23

[COLOR=‘Lime’]>Implying you aren’t

#24

HEy, that’s what we do here!!!

#25

Hey, I am a happy lifeless person B. B)

#26

I’m person C, and I wonder why the hell person A and B are always talking.

#27

I was going to write something like that but I decided it’s stupid and overdone.

#28

I’m a person without a letter for a name. I indulge in the serious business of the internets. In relation to aforementioned business, wtf is Omegle?

#29

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I accidentally the whole cat. ALIVE!!!
Stranger: u accidentally what u ate the cat?
You: i accidentally it
You: alive
You: the whole thing
Stranger: like u ate it?
You: i accidentally it
You: like the entire thing
You: all at once
You: alive
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah
Stranger: im a dog person myself
You: it was an accidentally
You: the whole cat
You: alive
You: my dog’s name is Ginger
Stranger: thats a cute name
You: Ginger accidentally the yes
Stranger: yea
You: i accidentally Ginger’s accidentally
You: Alive
Stranger: accidentally or on purposeÉ
Stranger: ?
You: i accidentally by accident accidented the accidentally that Ginger accidentallyd
You: Alive
Stranger: ur an accident?
You: I accidented the accidentally
Stranger: that was mean of your parents to do that
You: If an accident accidentally an accident accidentally, then the accident police would accidentally the crime scene
You: Alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#30

Stranger: hey
You: Good morning, and welcome to the Black Mesa transit system
Stranger: good evening
You: This automated train is provided for the security and convinience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

#31

You: Hi I’m Gordon Freeman
Stranger: who?
You: Gordon Freeman
Stranger: isn’t that from Half Life?
You: Erm
You: Maybe
You: Shh
You: Lies

#32

You must be new here. Oh wait, you definitely are new here.

#33

This is mine. It’s pretty hilarious I must say. I censored some stuff out, though. That’s denoted with all capital letters inside of asterisks.
https://www.dillxn.com/mychat.html

tl;dr: I pretend to be a young girl and trick a pedo.

#34

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey i am an 18 year old male looking for cybersex. i have a cam.
You: Meh.
You have disconnected.

#35

Dillxn, that is awesome. How many tries did it take to catch someone like this?

#36

I don’t remember exactly, it was back in September. I don’t think long though.

#37

Haha, Dillxn that was fucking hilarious.

#38

lol, I talked to you! Not this one but another!

#39

WIN. :freeman:

#40

Dillxn FTW

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.