Post your funny/odd Omegle moments here!
I’ll go first:
Stranger: hey
[Omegle™ is required by law to inform you that the IP address of the person you are now chatting with, is traced to a convicted child molester. The stranger cannot view this message]
You: O_o
No.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: i cannot unsee what i have seen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This isn’t as fun as I thought it would be.
EDIT:
Actually it might be…
You’ve obviously never seen the Omegle troll threads on 4chan.
Someone tried this with Cleverbot a while back. What people like you don’t realise is that while the conversation itself may be quite funny, reading a fucking massive block of text is not.
Boycott this thread.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: hi
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: hu
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: grrrr
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: stop it
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: die fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: vಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
Stranger: fool
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
Stranger: fool
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: fool
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: FOOL
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: HI
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: whats your name
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: your name is gaylord
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: hi geylord
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: where you from?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: germany did you say?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: k so your gaylord from germany
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: just look at me if thats true
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: smashing
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: what do you like doing?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: rape?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: seriously
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: oh stalking
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: staring through windows and stuff
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ye just like that
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: creepy
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: sooooo…?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: SHES JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANNYYYWHEREEEEE
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: HES JUST A CITY BOY
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROIT
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: HE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANNYYWHEREEE…
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: do you like singing?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i do
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: lets sing another song
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: you choose
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: excellent choice
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i like that song
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: I SED I BET THAT YOU LOOK GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: DANCING TO ELECTRO-PUNK LIKE A ROBOT FROM 1984
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: SED FROM 1984
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: OH THERE AINT NO LOVE NO, MONTEGUES OR CAPULETS
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: JUST BANGING TUNES AND DJ SETS
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: AND DIRTY DANCEFLOORS
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: AND DREAMS OF NAUGHTYNESS
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: that was fun
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: you enjoy that
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i no you wer singing along somewhere
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: having a right rave
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: unless your from america
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: in which case you have no idea what the hell that last song was
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: bet that makes you angry
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: looks like it
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: another song?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: can sing anymoreim affraid
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: need to get my breath back
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: youll back down b4 i will
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: lets make a game
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: the person who disconnects from this conversation first is the looser
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: k?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: this should be fun
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: hope you dont need to sleep tonight
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: btw i am incredibly stubborn
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i will not back down
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i will not back down
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i will not back down
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i will not back down
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i will not b
:hmph:
Well, that was simply amazing…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: I accidentally the entire cat. ALIVE!
You: Be afraid
Stranger: thats rude
You: BE AFRAID
Stranger: fuck you
You: Your rude…
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: sex
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Others were longer but thats always a personal fav.
What is this, 4chan?
Anyways, on topic:
Newf-
You know what. Nevermind.
Sorry, double post
Stranger: heey
Stranger: asl?
You: Hmm, lemme think about this one
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Asl?
Whatever must that stand for?
Anus sexy legs?
wait no. :hmph:
Age / Sex / Location
Durrrr
A cunning detector of sarcasm as always Acristoff.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Dead puppies
Stranger: Yum
You: Ahh a fellow consumer
Stranger: I’m asian
You: I’m Canadian
You: I win
Stranger: Just playin
Stranger: I’m from us
Stranger: Ru Muslim?
You: No
You: I’m a member of the Church of People Against the Use of Conjoining of Pronouns with Verbs.
You: Like Are and you.
You: Your IP address has been logged
You: and we’re coming for you
You: punk
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: allo
You: cookies, i has them
Stranger: what manner of cookies?
You: from the deep of space
Stranger: oh my. space cookies?
You: with a cookie jair too
You: thats mars for cookie jar.
Stranger: is the cookie jar in the shape of an imploded spaceman in a space suit?
You: i learned it from the spacemen
You: they has lots of cookies
You: i wants them
Stranger: why does you not has them?
You: they not giev
Stranger: sad pandas.
You: sad cat
Stranger: why you not take?
You: they has mars ray
You: it goes pew pew
Stranger: use your moon star power?
You: i broek it
Indeed.
That was sarcasm? fuck.
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