New Deus Ex game announced!!!

…and it’s a fucking iOS game.

Discuss and/or contemplate suicide, as I am doing.

https://www.joystiq.com/2013/06/05/deus-ex-the-fall-announced-for-mobile-uploads-this-summer/

It’s disappointing yes but it’s also a harmless thing you can ignore.

Yeah, but where’s the fun in that? It’s been far too long since a massively disappointing announcement received my invective.

[COLOR=‘DimGray’]inb4 “I never asked for this”, “What a shame”, “Oh my God! JC! a bomb!”

This thread was created to crush peoples dreams.

Yeah, RIP.

P.S.

You lose btw

Damn it.

The thing that really pisses me off is that it looks like a really great game. They pretty much just made a Human Revolution expansion pack and decided to only release it on the worst possible platform for such a game.

wonder if it’ll get an android port with toned-down graphics for that dex1 feel

Yep, they’ve already stated it’ll be on android too. At least you can hook up a controller to any android tablet.

Hopefully the Android version will work on the Ouya. I could see myself playing it that way. I’ve been looking for excuse to pick one of those things up anyway, since they’re so damn cheap.

Yeah, I very much like that this is possible, when tablets produce GTX680 outputs then I’ll consider it. :stuck_out_tongue:

are you guys stupid or what? You just need to find that x86 build of Android 4.2.1 than will run any 3d game including this one on your PC or laptop.

Yeah, with shit emulated controls that are even worse than playing it with a touch screen. I mean, how could we have possibly overlooked this option?

There are no controls that are worse than a touchscreen.

Sent from my droid2global keyboard edition

a computer is just a giant cellhpone that cant call people except it can also

Giant, of course, being the key word there. Mobile devices are designed with ergonomics in mind that make them far easier to carry around in your pocket than a computer tower, screen, keyboard, speakers, surge protector, external hard drive, and diesel generator.

You need at least half of your pockets for that.

or are you just pleased to see me

Anyway this game better push the limits of next-gen mobile devices, otherwise it’ll be just another shitty mobile remake for playing on those long bus rides.

And you know this is gonna get taken off the store in like a year and a half, anyway.

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