“I’d like to make a toast.”
Begins setting people on fire with flamethrower
“… i’m gonna show this to my mom with all that, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? cause uh…”
“i kiss your mother with this mouth.”
“Right where your mother took it last night”
“Hey”
“Yeah?”
“YOU’RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE-”
“YEAH?”
…
“Alright.”
-Iron giant.
“We’re brothers, mom, and we kinda like each other!”
- Arrested Development
This is my rifle.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
-Full metal jacket
“I am not so blind that I can’t see darkness.”
“If anyone gets nosey, shoot em.”
“Shoot em?”
“Politely.”
Firefly
-“Wanna get high, wanna get high?”-
-“How do we know that you’re not constructing a WMD?
Well, because if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn’t be able to find it.”-
[indent][i]They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
They underestimate me.[/i][/indent]
and
[indent][i]When someone tells you to get a life,
TAKE THEIRS.[/i][/indent]
I’ve been reading the title of this thread as “most memorable line you’ve never heard” For the longest time.
Wierd.
“You’re barking up the wrong Shepard.”
-Commander Shepard
Pull the pin BEFORE throwing the grenade.
-Instruction Manual
There are several ways to kill a man. You could shoot him, poison him, drive him to suicide. And each of these things branch off into more ways to end his life. But when the time comes, he is only a man. However you choose to end him won’t matter. Shoot. Your only killing a man.
- I don’t remember
Jeff- Are you Muslim?
Ahkmed- I don’t know, check my ass. It says MADE IN CHINA.
-Jeff Dunham
Maverick- I hate Obama.
Christine- Why?
Maverick- I only like REAL black people.
- Two of my friends a couple months ago.
Roughly translated:
At a water depth of 1,20m or above the soldier has to start with swimming motions by himself. Salutation duty not applicable.
- Urban myth, supposed to have been in the central service regulations of the german military
“That’s a paddlin’” - Jasper
“In America first you get he sugah, then you get the powah, then you get the women.” - Homer Simpson
“HEY ALEX!”
“WHAT DO YOU WANT DERRICK!” - Balloonshop
you insignificunt
1: D’oh!
2: Run Forest run!
3: Yippie ki yay mother fucker
5: Good news everyone!
6: ADRIAN!
7: I’ll be back
8: ruuuuuuuuuun goooooo, get to the chopper
9 and onwards is pretty much every other line that has come out of Arnold’s mouth
“I’m a woman. It’s safe to assume I’ve tasted semen.”
…from one of our very own forum personalities. 
STTTEEELLLLLAAAAAA!!!
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Trololololol
GET TO DA CHOPPER!!
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