Most memorable line you've ever heard.

Just as the title suggests this is the place to post what you think are hilarious (Wether or not they were intended to be funny) or just plain baddass lines. It doesn’t particularity matter were you heard/read it (film/tv/book/your best mate, you name it) and sourcing it is preferred were possible so that A) So that we know what your on about B) so that we can enjoy it in context.

p.s. I know that no-one will listen if I say constructive comments only so please, one reply for each post; each; people

p.s.s. Try to avoid the obvious ones, I think everyone on this forum has heard “I’ll be back” at least once.

So starting us off are the lines

“Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave the Donut”
From Iron man 2.

and

“yeah, I sure hope he doesn’t see us in this bright yellow banana pentol”
“Are you trying to say your embarrassed to be seen in an American classic?”
From, well a prize for who guesses where its from.

There was only on line I can remember. The one I heard with my nose.

“Fuck this shit, i’m getting the bazooka.”

“Fuck you very much! un-fucking-believable!”
KickAss

“Oh My God, Mexicans”

“Here’s Johnny”

“I’m going to rip of your head and shit down your neck.”
“Remember when I told you I would kill you last? I lied.”

“”

  • Gordon Freeman

“2009”

  • Black Mesa dev. team

“I’m tired of your fucking bullshit you cunt bastard”

  • Raminator

this is not a tumah

“It takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.” - some guy in the hallway in high school, twenty years ago…

P.S. means post script. So what you said was “post script script”, which doesn’t make sense. You want “p.p.s”.

Regardless:

“Garbage Day!!!1”

“Hello Mister Freeman.”

ffs

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.” - from Snatch

“I tought you might be worried. About the security. Of your shit.” - from Burn After Reading.

“Fuck off with your sofa units and string green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let… lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.”
-Fight Club

Like Maxey, lots from Snatch. Also, zapp brannigan of Futurama; FULL of funny one liners.

ya like dags?

“There is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off.”

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