“Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, this time of day, in this part of the country; localized entirely within your kitchen.”
“Yes!”
“May I see it?”
“No.”
“they’re eating her, and then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!1”
“And they call it a mine. A Mine[/SIZE].”
For some reason that has been stuck in my head, and I have been using it irl when aplicable. (and not so aplicable.)
“Oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god”
“You should clone yourself”
“Why is that?”
“So you can go fuck yourself”
“Whaddya mean overchar-”
“I blew the fuck up, a hamster in the microwave”
I can’t forget those.
“Soon, master elf, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves! Roaring fires, malt-beer, red meat off the bone!” 
he asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
“I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR DISINGENUOUS ASSERTIONS.”
“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”
" Why don’t you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits "
SHEPARD.
WREX.
“Pardon me, but that’s bullshit. You see, I don’t think anything’s wrong with the street! I think you’re just trying to justify your inflated budgets! I know how it works! If you don’t spend the projected amount this year, you don’t get the same amount next year! Now, I want you to admit, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH THE STREET!”
the pentol line in op’s post is from the losers
it’s a bad movie and you should feel bad for quoting it op
“Keep going master! I will stop the dogs! Stop you dogs!” - Up.
“They asked me if I knew any theoretical physics. I said, ‘I have a theoretical degree in physics’.”