Mass Effect thread

Zaeed is rather cool, but yeah, Kaidan sucks. I always end up killing him off… Ashley is funnier I think :wink: Samara is one of the characters I use less. And on my first playthrough, I got Tali killed by a rocket to the face…

i like kaidan, i seriously looked forward to killing ashley
she annoyed the piss out of me

Seriously, she was all “aliens are scum, humans are best, blah blah more bigoted crap”

Yeah, but she was at least useful. Kaidan got himself killed in every single fight I ever brought him to. He’s so goddamn useless; I leave him to die on Virmire every time.

nooooo he was good because he wasnt just HERP DERP SHOOT THINGS LOL WAT R BIOTICS like ashley
but i guess it depends on the class you pick which one is more useful to you
i always pick adept/vanguard but i STILL like kaidan more

Does not compute

All he does is his calibrations.

calibrations are complex

He’s trying to avoid conversation. O.O

no
he’s always for a cup of tea with me but, unfortunately, calibrating the Normandy’s thanix cannon is far more important than a cup of tea

and then u guys fuk
a w w y e a


[COLOR=‘Black’]stolen from facepunch i think, sue me

But Garrus can’t drink tea or he’ll die. :sick:

I see a flaw in your plan Savant. :3

I just bought all the ME2 DLC for more than I paid for the original game. :3 I <3 Steam sales.


Flash of inspiration I had a few weeks ago, and which I just now was not lazy enough to mock up in GIMP. I’m about as amateur a photoshopper as they come. Next step, better version. Then I need to get it on a T-shirt…

Anyone else think Ashley and Kaiden should be bi in the next game? At least Ashley. And maybe Miranda. But not Jacob, he can fuck himself.

EDIT: And Tali. Yess…

I THINK U SHOULD
FUCK
JOKER
SO
HARD

break his pelvis in half
aww yea

EDI should have a VI so Joker could bang her (and save his pelvis cos banging a thousand tons Alliance frigate isn’t healthy).

But it’d still go straight through…plus it’d be expensive.

Hey VIs aren’t cheap kids! You gotta mine through crap…to get more crap…

Plus why does Joker need an EDI sex VI? He’s got porn. Even though he doesn’t really fap to it but just watches it and forgets to turn it down and put it on his headphones he’s not wearing.

iirc bioware spoke about some kind of a romance between EDI and Joker in me3
cba to find the source

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