We do not require such crafts. My forces are capable of fighting on land, sea and air without any change of equipment. If they are faced with hostile armoured forces, they will position themselves high up in the sky and bombard the hostile forces with foul-smelling acid material.
They have not been formally deployed in over nine decades.
They’ve used fireworks, but nothing more dangerous has ever been issued.
They have an optional uniform for every day of the week - - today was “Forest-Green Friday”.
Their enemy: Depression and boredom throughout the middle territories.
State of conflict: Victory by attrition seems certain.
whoa… it’s the human centipede
You’re going to be battling with Mike and Ikes?
run fucker because we are coming:
our leader:
our queen:
air forces:
and we are immune to your cheap bug-killers muhahahahhaha
skyscraper:
our robots:
You were saying?
BRING IT ON FUCKERS
[COLOR=‘Red’]GAME OVER[/SIZE]
:’(
fucking shit bombs run!
Yeah, you’re pretty much fucked.
No you
Dude, he got stopped by a couple vorts!
ahahah and vorts were killed by freeman/combine
Black Kingdom
Medieval Age
Goal: Defeat the white kingdom[/SIZE]
YOUR ARMIES ARE NO MATCH
SURRENDER NOW FAGGOTS
I’VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED[/SIZE]
My Flying Forces will Pwn your Pawns.
[COLOR=‘Black’]huhu
your pieces aren’t even on the squares this is not how you play chess!
expansions are non-canon
king and queen are either cross-dressers, or on the wrong squares
No punctuation, capitalization, or words no one understands?
What have you done with the real Tiki!?