Make your own army!

#41

I am an army of one. I have been assigned to gather information on former associates who may no longer be trusted. Recon will entail taking photographic evidence of any innocence or wrongdoings, with hidden video of the possible perpetrators. As an expert skulker scouring a facility I have lived in for four years, they will not know I was even there. Let alone who I was or from whence I came.

I would have the opportunity to accrue several thousand in cash during this mission, but that would deflate the value of my honour even if the money has been garnered illicitly and been concealed poorly. Time for my patented inconspicudrobe.

#42

nevermind, found him

#43

The Great Finnish Republican Army, formed by these courageous men and women to protect the borders of the Greater Finnish Republic.

:frowning:

#44

It still took 10 vorts to stop him :slight_smile:

#45

Subject vehicles were identified, recorded, and documented. Target was dormant. My decision was to remain furtive, so that excluded the option of intruding upon the subject’s position.

#46

We’ve created a new assault rifle made to deal with hordes of bunny-hopping chinease infantry, aswell as heavy pug infantry.
GOD this thread is made of win.


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#47

lol “fill any roll”

#48

lol “it’s”

:hmph:

#49

I’m afraid you are mistaken about your army. Your “swarm”, I should say. For instance, we have no real air force, so to speak. We more than make up for it in overwhelmingly superior ground forces. Let me give you some examples you gamers may be familiar with.

Zerglings

Hydralisks

Lurkers

Ultralisks

Even BIGGER Ultralisks

Countless Overlords bearing the seeds to start infestations anew

And plenty of livestock to feed our ever-growing numbers

And our breathtaking architecture, sculpted of the living, breathing bodies of our own

Discussion is irrelevant. Pesticides are irrelevant. Resistance is futile. We are everywhere. You cannot run. You cannot hide.

#50

#51

Once again…

#52

COOL ARMY REALLY DANGEROUS INFINITY GUNS AND NEVER SUBJUGATED

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• FINGERLESS GLOVES
• MUSCULAR ARMS
• FACIAL HAIR
• SHADES
• WEAPONS
• ATTITUDE

#53

• HEAD SHAPED LIKE A PENIS

#54

Maybe if you got chubs lol

#55

Holy shit! Thanks for the aid comrade!

#56

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simo_H%C3%A4yh%C3%A4

#57

The queen is in the right spot, the board is wrong: the white square is not to the right where it should be.

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Nah, House beats any bacteria.

#58

Fuck, it’s hard to make a GIF.
I tried to make him breathing but he’s just spazing out.
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#59

my army will never be (most furry will not use guns :frowning: )

#60

Unless, the bacterial infection was just a coincidence… after all, it doesn’t explain the bleeding.

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