k, so I’m serious face now. The Sex Lives thread was a joke, this is not. Although that shouldn’t stop you from posting about you sexual encounters. 
Oh, and inb4 cool story bro cuz we all is serious face.[/SIZE]
I am currently head-over-heels for this girl and yeah. 
We patched over our lil’ problem.
inb4 Shadow.
He’s banned. For a day. 
My love life is basically in stand-by right now.
why are you so interessted in other love lives???
Last time I checked posting in forums is optional. :mono: You don’t have to share unless you want to.
clearly i don’t have one
Wish me good luck, I’m starting to like a girl…
I feel
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no
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need
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whatsoever.
to share info on my lovelife on a forum like this. You’ll find out if you get to know me enough, but I won’t just put it out there, thanks.
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good luck, otherwise it’ll be hell
I feel like posting a long story about my love life that is a complete lie, but unfortunately I’m too lazy.
I was with my left hand, but after all those years we broke up and I switched to my right hand
Hu hu hu I know.
[COLOR=‘Black’]Nice hidden text, btw.
Isn’t that akward since you three still hang out together?
I had some left-over Chinese food for lunch today.
Was delicious.
I want the internet to know about my personal life
^Oh shit I think I have some in my fridge
My girlfriend and I were having extremely rough sex last night. Then she sprang a leak. I will never love again.
Here’s a story for you.
I was at a house party (not invited but I was told about the place and decided to crash it). After slipping in unnoticed, started to have a good time. I went to take a wee, heard some distinctive “ooh aah” noises from the bedroom. “Excellent, this will entertain me for some while”, I go peeking from the doorway. Except then I see the girls face. My girlfriend doing it with the owner of the house. I barge in. Both have a dumbfuck look on their faces, I rip the guy off of her and kick him on the ground. Throwed my girls clothes on her, let her dress and grabbed her hand pulling her outside. She started doing this act of how it wasn’t what it looked like, she still loved me, and that what happened there meant nothing. Well I got really upset, pushed her. She stumbled on a sidewalk curb and the back of her head whipped into the concrete. She just lied there, limp, blood slowly gathering onto the concrete. Everything in my life just broke into pieces within 10 minutes. I had no idea what to do and started panicking. Hands shaking I grabbed my phone and called for a taxi to get the hell out of there. Told the man on the phone an address short distance from the house party. After I hanged up I realise that I’ve just killed someone and am running away from it. But what’s done is done and I started walking to where the taxi would arrive in a couple minutes. It was an old car, you could smell the leather. Driver asked “where to?” Told him my brothers home address, he lives a short way out of town. The cab driver tried doing small talk during the drive but stopped after he noticed I wasn’t paying any attention. I was still reeling back on what had happened and thinking about what I was going to do. It was raining now, drips of water dragging themselves across the side window. I started noticing familiar buildings and landscape, and realised that my brother’s house wasn’t far now. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie “Yo homes smell ya later”. I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
My experiences with ‘love’ have been rather… two-dimensional.
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