I see your music video and counter it with Tim Minchin
I was just gonna post that.:mono:
this
:’( But seriously, I dun care anymore. I started dating again and that’s it.
no love life.
I had a girlfriend back in 1995, on and off for eight out of nine months. She broke up with me four times.
Then I went on a date in 1997. I was 21. My friend set us up, saying that she was 18 like he was. During dinner I asked her about graduating with my friend that year, to which she replied, “I’m only going to be a junior next year, I’m only 16.” Date over at that point, even though it went on for another hour or two…
And then I had sex again on November 7, 2007. I was her drunken mistake. We went on a date a real week later, and then I found out just how nutty the woman is.
And that is the history of my love life.
Aaaand this is why you don’t ask about people’s love lives on a video game forum.
My love life involves wanking.
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Love life? What is that? 
GoatPig, that story made me die a little inside. Stay away from threads like thise, would you kindly
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maybe he just doesn’t have any real need for love
I see no harm in sharing. Just not to go into too much detail.
My love life: Engaged, getting married 1 year from now. 
I will attempt to make this a real post of my love life.
Christian girl dated all sorts of guys during her teen years. But the problem is I went for great boyfriend to horrible boyfriend from the ages 16 to 21. Why is this important. IdunKnow, but the fact is I married worst boyfriend evah when I was 20. “He is bottom of the barrel, shurly he would love me! amiright?” :yeah, no:
A baby boy and 3 years later, I am over him and his abusive behavior. DIVORCE~! (kick to the curb never to be seen again)
WTF!Christian guys are LOOOZERS! no more of THOSE guiz!
Meet guy at work… oh hai! you kinda cute! YES he rocks mah world! he be WAY cute and cuddley~~! ut oh, he said he luvs meh. oh hey wait. I am in it for fun dates, didnt you know? Oh and remember I have a kid too. You are supposed to run away from me cuz I gots a kid. You still luv me? wha? why? wut? Just because?
:pause:anotherpause:
I am luvable?
But I am broken, didn’t you know? No? I am not? Oh hey waht is this!? Your mom is the DEVIL I SWEAR!@#$&$!!! wait… wut did you say?
You need me? OMG! I need u too! Ur mom is a piece of work but that is nuthin compared to this revelation! I love you. OMG I LUV U 2!? I DO! Holy cow it smacked me in the face and I didn’t see it coming! whoaaaaa!!! you wanna be wit mai God TOO!!! HOly cow OMG that is rather awesome! oh wait, no dont be doing no crappy Christian “SUBMIT WOMAN” thing. I no you say that but do you really MEAN it cuz I wont do that again…
Wait… wait a sec. You really love me don’t you. You dont want a toy, but a woman? But I am broken. How can you possibly love me? What is that you say? My scarres are beautiful? :heart melts and is healed all at the same time:
:Angels Sing:
Wut is this? I feel… good. I feel good about me. I feel good about you and me. I think I am gonna be ok. Oh wut is this? I am healing and feel all better. I am a good person around u and feel I can do anything.
Thank you God… you really outdid yourself on this one. He is perfect for me. I desire him, I love him, he challenges me, he embraces my faults and calls them cute, he embraces my spunkyness and calls it endearing. He forgives when I am wrong and he loves it all in spite of me annoying him sometimes. Oh wow, I want to crawl into his skin and hug his soul till he giggles like the way he has made me giggle.
I love my husband more than anyone would ever know. Ever. How can I touch my soul without it touching his? It is impossible. We really are one. I wish everyone in the world could find what I have.
Feeling confident now are we?
Hey that was me, two years ago! 
Ok gather 'round gents.
So I’ve been with this girl for 4 years now and getting married soon. We’ll call her Jess.
I found myself the manager of a local PizzaHut. I arrived there and realized that every single employee was female. I thought to myself, “how strange…” Later I learned that the previous manager was actually quite lesbian and she would only hire females. ANYWAY, This girl, Jess, was a 17 year old cook. We ended up closing alot together and one thing led to another. Blah, blah, blah. It gets better.
TIME WARP
So me and Jess have been dating for about a year and then we go to Kennywood one day with a couple of her friends. So as it turns out, all her friends are SMOKIN hot. Of course I am overly flirty and Jess gets mad at me. We spend the day at Kennywood blah blah blah. So it comes time to leave and all of Jess’ friends leave except this one girl. We’ll call her Holly. So Holly needs a ride back home and Jess obviously volunteers me for the job.
TIME WARP
So we’re driving home and Holly get’s a call from her parents saying that she doesn’t need to head home because her sister was home and could watch the animals. Blah blah blah. So we head back to my house for a bit. Blah blah blah.
TIME WARP
So we get to my house and MAN is it hot in there. Seems the AC broke and needed freeon. Regardless, I offer Jess and Holly beverages of the alcoholic genre to cool things off. About an hour in Jess gets so hot that she takes her shirt off. I sit there feeling quite awkward. I really didn’t know what to say. Well Holly’s so drunk that she just laughs. And then takes her shirt off. I don’t think I’ve ever changed emotions so quickly in my life.
TIME WARP
Jess and Holly start making out and continue to undress themselves as well as me.
TIME WARP
:jizz:
TIME WARP
So that’s the story of my first threesome with two 17 year olds. Despite the extreme nervousness, I was able to perform and everything went generally well.
You may be sitting there saying “Pics or it didn’t happen”
Well that’s the best part of this story. I have two very nice pictures to remind me of my ventures that night.
Since then, I’ve been blessed with other erotic ploys of the threesome kind. But those are stories for another time.
amidoinitrite?
God I swear if the least bit of this is true…
I fucking hate you.
I got nuthin
Fuck no. I love to share, you know, in a creepy way
Yes I do. Some days I wonder why I am still alive 
Your grammar hurts…
I swear, you copied that from a porno.