Is the real military capable of killing scientists for a government cover-up?

Ballsopt · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

until youtube videos of scientists getting hurled off cliffs by chuckling marines begin to surface.

Mr_Someguy · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

Why would the Military allow people to bring camera’s to a cover up?

Ballsopt · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

i’m guessing that went way over your head.

Mr_Someguy · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

Yeah, I missed the reference apparently.

awsgames · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

The video of a soldier throwing a puppy off a cliff.

Mr_Someguy · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

Oh, that.

Eric_Fong · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

No!!! :fffuuu::’(

Kumo · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

Capable? Yes. Would it happen? Very unlikely.

SkyBlue · August 11, 2020, 2:28am

Had to register after 2 years of lurking to post this:
I know this is from the UK, but this is an article from the BBC (who have to be un-biased) about one of our scientists (possibly?) being killed as part of a government cover-up…

Pudding · November 24, 2018, 7:20pm

Well… If it’s possible to do so, we wouldn’t know about it anyways!

DEATH_eVADER · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

There is a cheaper way, we call it a Shredder

Nekros22 · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

Is the real military capable of killing scientists for a government cover-up?

Just ask Jessie Ventura. He’s the ex-Governor of Minnesota, a former Navy Seal, and the owner of an original Steven Seagal pony tail. Every Wednesday at 10 0’ clock, he reveals precious government secrets and dares them to do something about it.

You know all this rain we’ve been having lately? It’s not rain. The government was trying to get rid of the evidence that Jessie Ventura scared the piss out of them by firing it all over the country. “Oh Lawd! Dang ol’ Jessie Ventura done gon’ and let the ol’ cat out the bag!”. That’s what they said, really.

And he wasn’t done there. After drinking the sweet, sweet tears of the United States government, Jessie Ventura (a.k.a Chief Longschlong McRandyShorts) flew into space to give seminars on how to be awesome to the Justice League. But not before going to Chuck Norris’ volcano-house (with lightning fences) to play Ultimate Frisbee Deathmatch Monopoly.

And he does all this AFTER he’s played DnD with the ghost of Billy Mays in a real dungeon with real dragons. But Billy Mays was deceived, for Jessie Ventura was just a double agent for Egon Spengler, who promptly leapt into the dungeon and went Total Protonic Reversal on Billy Mays.

That, my good sir, is why Jessie Ventura knows more about government cover-ups than the rest of us.

So stop asking questions.

Master_Chef · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

Nekros22:

Is the real military capable of killing scientists for a government cover-up?

Just ask Jessie Ventura. He’s the ex-Governor of Minnesota, a former Navy Seal, and the owner of an original Steven Seagal pony tail. Every Wednesday at 10 0’ clock, he reveals precious government secrets and dares them to do something about it.

You know all this rain we’ve been having lately? It’s not rain. The government was trying to get rid of the evidence that Jessie Ventura scared the piss out of them by firing it all over the country. “Oh Lawd! Dang ol’ Jessie Ventura done gon’ and let the ol’ cat out the bag!”. That’s what they said, really.

And he wasn’t done there. After drinking the sweet, sweet tears of the United States government, Jessie Ventura (a.k.a Chief Longschlong McRandyShorts) flew into space to give seminars on how to be awesome to the Justice League. But not before going to Chuck Norris’ volcano-house (with lightning fences) to play Ultimate Frisbee Deathmatch Monopoly.

And he does all this AFTER he’s played DnD with the ghost of Billy Mays in a real dungeon with real dragons. But Billy Mays was deceived, for Jessie Ventura was just a double agent for Egon Spengler, who promptly leapt into the dungeon and went Total Protonic Reversal on Billy Mays.

That, my good sir, is why Jessie Ventura knows more about government cover-ups than the rest of us.

So stop asking questions.

Billy Mays is not a ghost. Go see his biography. I forgot what thread it was on. Go search for it.

awsgames · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

SinfulEnd · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

There’s a faster way, we call it a nuke.

Mr_Someguy · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

Nekros22:

Is the real military capable of killing scientists for a government cover-up?

Just ask Jessie Ventura. He’s the ex-Governor of Minnesota, a former Navy Seal, and the owner of an original Steven Seagal pony tail. Every Wednesday at 10 0’ clock, he reveals precious government secrets and dares them to do something about it.

You know all this rain we’ve been having lately? It’s not rain. The government was trying to get rid of the evidence that Jessie Ventura scared the piss out of them by firing it all over the country. “Oh Lawd! Dang ol’ Jessie Ventura done gon’ and let the ol’ cat out the bag!”. That’s what they said, really.

And he wasn’t done there. After drinking the sweet, sweet tears of the United States government, Jessie Ventura (a.k.a Chief Longschlong McRandyShorts) flew into space to give seminars on how to be awesome to the Justice League. But not before going to Chuck Norris’ volcano-house (with lightning fences) to play Ultimate Frisbee Deathmatch Monopoly.

And he does all this AFTER he’s played DnD with the ghost of Billy Mays in a real dungeon with real dragons. But Billy Mays was deceived, for Jessie Ventura was just a double agent for Egon Spengler, who promptly leapt into the dungeon and went Total Protonic Reversal on Billy Mays.

That, my good sir, is why Jessie Ventura knows more about government cover-ups than the rest of us.

So stop asking questions.

I almost thought you were serious for a second.

Spycrabz · August 11, 2020, 2:28am

Was just looking for this video of a soldier throwing the dog off a cliff, i found it, and this: https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0a5ee2d6eb

This is just terrible! How could anyone in their right mind do that unprovoked?

blackout · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

some (I say some, not all) soldiers are just thugs.

Torpede · November 24, 2018, 7:21pm

are humans really capable of a holocaust (i.e. jews)? sure they are! this is no doubt possible, given the right situation.

edit: just saw that video up there… it’s absolutely fucked up and there’s no excuse in doing it. i guess he was… bored, though. i hope he suffer a humiliating death, fucking terrorist.

DansonDelta40 · August 11, 2020, 2:28am

That’s because TV News try their best to convince people of exactly that (and they were most successful during the first Gulf War, due to severe censorship), and given their richly funded resources, their success quota is usually pretty high.

I find it terrible, too. But he wasn’t unprovoked - the dog was barking endlessly. It annoyed the soldier, so he shot the poor pup. It’s the same with a fly buzzing around your head. At some point it gets annoying, and you start efforts to kill the poor thing. Just because it annoyed you. Or, for a better comparability, take neighborhood quarrels: Your neighbor has an annoying dog that barks every fucking night and day and won’t ever stop. At some point the likelihood of the dog being shot, poisoned or otherwise removed starts rising really fast.

You can say: The soldier could simply have walked away. But you cannot entirely be sure about this. Maybe it was his post, and he had to guard it the whole day? Maybe the dog was endangering his mission by barking at him (because he had to stay unseen)?

But I agree that the whole setup of the video suggests that it was just made for fun - and killing for fun IS a terrible crime. No matter what you kill, actually.

George Carlin about human behavior - The guy had some interesting things to say about humans. Watch the video from about 5.00min onwards: “Human beings - interesting folks: Murderers.”