I’ll keep feeding my fishies on facebook daily 'till I’m level 9000!
What’s actually wrong with that?
Oh. Oh my goodness.
legit concern.
Daily Mail
theres your problem
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Wait… does The Onion have competition?
Definitely. Over and over again. 
“Is not reading this thread a sign you’re a psychopath?”
this is why i’m here
At home: use FB!
At school: use FB!
On the train: use FB!
At beach: use FB!
… (several years later) …
In the grave: use FB! 
I used to have an account a few years back then I deactivated it when I realised there was nothing to do except post smartass remarks on my friends statuses and creep on girls in my uni.
I’ve seen people game for 5+ hours straight, myself included. I mean, I can understand gaming for that long, especially if those were consecutive hours because it’s so damn fun playing and teaming, or battling with your friends, having one hell of a time dominating each other, the other team or zerg rushing their base.
But, a while back, the news said something about people spending 4+ hours on facebook per day. This begs a very serious question:
How the fuck can people spend[/SIZE] the same amount of time as gaming,[/SIZE] on[/SIZE] FACEBOOK.[/SIZE]
There is nothing interesting about updating your status every 5 minutes, and I’m not too sure if anybody gives a shit on how your poo looked like, how long you slept, or what you ate. Why anyone would be interested in things that are basic necessities to the human body, or their daily lives is beyond me.
Come hell or high water, I definitely am not going to get Facebook. It’s a waste of time, and after all, that’s what going out is for - messing around with friends.
Besides, whoever published that story probably got paid by Facebook, after all, what better way to make money than off sheeple…