iPod replacement

Recently I just put my iPod Nano (4th generation, the one immediately prior to the video shooting nano) into a washing machine, and of course, it won’t turn and all the electronics are fried. I know that Apple doesn’t cover water damage, so does anybody know of any lies I can make up so they can replace mine with a free one?

I’ve got a really good idea for an excuse, but part of it requires that you’ll have to go to Best Buy and give them $400 to convince Apple that you need a new one.

$400 for a 4th generation iPod Nano? That’s some pretty stupid excuse you’ve got there!

Apple won’t replace it should have gotten a warranty from the store most have them. If you feel up to you could buy a new one from best buy under warranty then put it the broken one in the box and get two working iPods but thats completely dishonest.

Buy a new one, don’t lie.
You’ll feel better about yourself and the world needs honest people; there isn’t enough of them.

just say some aliens came and kidnaped you and they’ve put you into a slime tube to analyze you and that the iPod was still in your pants while being in the tube

Just jack one, they are super easy to steal, people always leave their ipods unattended, school is the easiest place to find one.

Classic Sersoft. Anyway, just buy a new one, you were stupid enough to put it in the wash, you don’t get something for nothing
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Until you get caught and your head kicked in

I never got caught, got snitched a couple of times, but I was doing all the head kicking then.

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