If you could be any Half-life Character who would it be? and why?
Gordon
Barney
Alyx
Eli
Dr. Kleiner
Gman
Dr. Magnusson
Dr. Breen
Dr. Mossman
DOG!
Lamarr
Father Grigori
Adrian
Adrian shepherd, all the way.
gman! power and women are mine!
Gordan Freehman
Alyx.
What? She is athletic, invincible and armed with a cool autopistol! Alyx kicks ass!
Lamarr. Its a Headcrab=) who don´t want to be an Headcrab 
I was going to say Gordon, because he’s a bamf that hits on alyx, but I wouldn’t really want to hit danson, so…
@danson: SUURE. Bewbs definitely aren’t a factor. Uh huh.
Barney, he’s just awesome in every way, full stop 
Father Grigori, because he’s all messed up and stuff.
Organ Beeman
Definitely Gordon. He’s a badass with an MIT education… and a crowbar. Plus he’s only the savior of mankind…
The AR3 guy. :3
Alyx is not invincible, She’s just resilient but she sure dies, specially on hard mode.
Oh and on thread, There’s a thread like this already…
https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showthread.php?t=675&highlight=creature
I’d either be Adrian Shepherd because he kicks ass, (MAJOR ASSAGE!)
or Barney Calhoun because he kicks slightly less ass than Adrian but gets away from Black Mesa safely.
Alyx. She can use any weapon, is athletic, she’s hot(cuz I’m not gonna lie), and also has a hot boyfriend with a car.
Dog…he’s a fucking robot for dog’s sake (see what I did there?) 
Do you just join this forum just for that?
Nope been here for like a good day or so. Just decided to make that my first post. :retard:
The Last thread I said dog but this one I think I’ll say the tentacles
I’d be something like a Voltigore or a Gonome so I could cruise Half-Life forums and invoke verbally pulchritudinous dispute over my canonocity.