Umm hello! I would be the Gonarch. Cause we got the biggest ball of em all!
Well put.
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Oh constantly hypocritical Scout, you’re right, you’re not as bad as Fee, you are worse. Not necessarily because of the content of your posts, but because you are actually serious.
Also: I would be the hl2 leech. You’re not going to beat me this time Gordon.
Hum, thanks.
Also, I’d be a Vortigaunt, but not a slave one. ;D
Soaring scout I see you as a retarded child, telling you that you’re stupid may not make a difference (because you don’t understand) but it’s still amusing.
I’de be a Cremator, I always thought he looked cool, hope we at least see him in Episode 3
Do you ever get tired of being a flamethrower?
Judging by how sarcastic you are, I think you’d understand I’m mostly kidding.
On Topic: I’d want to be the Tentacle.
Do you ever get tired of being firewood?
I do, so shut the fuck up for once.
Spoken like a true log.
I like to be a Vortigaunt its a very interesting creation 
I wonder if Rule 34 applies for this guy.
:fffuuu:
And I’d be a barnacle!
I salute you.
[Insert sexual innuendo pointing out the phallic shape of a flamethrower and similarities to that of male genitalia]
Infinite fuel baby! :jizz:
Oh man, it would be so cool to have flames coming out of your dick.
What, you don’t?
Gordon Freeman