poison zombie. hurling headcrabs like the crazy cat lady.
Blagh! They aren’t remotely nuke-proof, they just have a slightly higher radiation tolerance. D:
This man speaks the truth.
Well, it sure is.
Jeez, talk about a late response on my part.
I’d be a barnacle. Kickin’ back, relaxing, while being able to eat anything that walks into my long tongue that lures would-be rope swingers/tarzan wannabes.
Or a Shock Trooper, because they’re pretty smart and have awesome weapons.
a Cockroach. I could climb a wall and get squashed in vents 
Zelfase, your avatar is so obnoxious. I just want to punch it in the face. :rabies:
I lol’d.
I lol’d hard
I’d be the puddle that tries to make Freeman fall into the elevator shaft.
Oh, don’t worry, thats what we all see you as.
Panthereye.
Badass looking
old beta scripted sequences/screenies show it tearing up scientists… and it was part of some experiment, evidenced by the screenies.
Never really knew how it acted though, can’t find any beta videos fighting the mofo. heard it was similar to the vort.
A manhack if that counts as a creature.
Otherwise, this:
May I ask what is that?
You know if you dislike me, why do you bother replying to shit I say?
Because we’re trying to convince you to GTFO.
I think you might be sad to discover that not a single person on this forum likes you.
Don’t let that discouage you from posting though, your frustrations are always good for a laugh.
Am as bad as Fee? I mean at least I’m not misspelling EVERYTHING and believing that people are hacking me.
Flocking Floater, another cut creature.
Teh grunt, obviously.
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