I played the Awakening mod, it sucked.

After spending an hour or so trying to beat this tedious mod, I thought something this bad deserved a thread about it. Things I didn’t like:

  1. Major WTF plot. The Resistance knew Adrian Shepard (I spelled it right!) was being kept in stasis by G-Man in a Resistance base and were totally okay with that. Also the whole “Antlions are engineered by the Combine” thing made no sense, since the only thing that the Antlions annoyed more than Gordon Freeman was the Combine.
  2. Horrible voice acting. I know it’s a mod, but most of the lines were totally cliche anyways, and the only person that had relatively good lines was G-Man, but the voice actor for him… ew. Reminds me of a guy I know who has the biggest lisp in the world. He sounds like a baby learning to speak, or a preteen who just got their braces.
  3. There were two times in the mod about a dozen rollermines were placed in the road, so I had to spend a minutes pointlessly throwing them in the water THAT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE ROAD with the gravity gun.
  4. I walk up to an unarmed combine soldier in the first level and he just keeps walking by… nothing suspicious about a dude walking around in a uniform of a now non-existant army in the middle of their newly conquered base…
  5. There were so many glitches in the last level… how has that gone unnoticed for so many years?
  6. There were multiple points in the game where you’re given no clue on what to do next. Like one, where to open a locked door you have to blow up the window next to it…why would blowing up a window help?

The list goes on… my advice is stay far away from this mod. /rant off

Im going to make a mod called ‘the veiny dick chronicles’.

Eww, who the hell would want to play that? :smiley:

:expressionless:

:’(

This thread has already reached a level of epicness I thought not possible of this forum.

That LP sucked! Do a VLP next time.

No updates or media? Dead…what a fail mod.

wat

Hahahahahahaha! OMFG DUDE!!

Oh wow, this thread :retard:

EDIT: Will there be Magnossun in teh vieny dikc crhonicles??

Please inform me that you did not just produce a grotesquely veiny dick via micosoft paint for your awesome new mod mod cover. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’d play it. hahaha

Lol looser I pirated the alpha. Really good stuff, actually, but it’s not finished.
plus the defense dick is too over powered.

how the hell does that even work? Do you shoot seaman at them??

Its not microsoft paint.

Omg why did you hax me?You want to be a beta tester?

Some of the guns keep going off whenever Alyx is on screen :frowning:

HELLZ JAH DUDE!

Damn Alyx, sappin’ mah ammo. Can’t wait for it to be released :wink: .

Hey, I noticed that the ball-bait doesn’t do anything yet. Are you planning to add an npc or something?

Actually that weapon holds a max of 17 rounds, reloads like a shot-gun, it’s pump-action. Its really good, but un-reliable. There’s a 32% chance of firing blanks, a 10% chance of blowing your load and firing five rounds in a single shot, and a 58% chance of it firing a normal single shot round, which does 40 in vital areas and 30 respectively, not too much damage, but it also slows the targets, and makes it hard for them to see.

I will be replacing them with fetus’ obviously.I have not started work on them yet.

That makes sense. I was in the part in the airplane and-
srry forgot game didn’t come out yet. Don’t wanna ruin the surprise.
EDIT: This thread was inevitable.

Cannot wait for the release. Hope it’s coming soon. Also, will it be too hard? How long is it?

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