Venus. Because it’d look cool when terraformed.
If you could and had to become the dictator of a now-existent country, which would it be?
Australia for sure.
Say you had to pick one television show, any show, past or present, that would get new episodes and new seasons forever. Which one would you pick if it meant that every other show would be cancelled and no new shows would ever be made? (Assume it will be the same quality it was throughout the real episodes.)
Law & Order SVU. It’s not repetitive as other shows are used to be. And also very interesting.
If you could know everything about one single subject, which subject would you choose?
The human mind.
If you and four other people of your choice had guaranteed survival through and after a zombie Apocalypse, would you want it to happen?
Only if those four people were totally hot, straight females.
One Irish (or American) ginger, because I love redheads, one Swedish blonde, one dark-haired asian and a French brunette.
If you had the power to become completely invisible, how would you use it? And why?
Yes. Murder.
Since Kaze didn’t throw up a new question, if you had to be a member of the opposite gender for a day, how would you act?
I would act slutty.
EDIT: wait what thread am I in
^ Bad (no hypothesis)
I would analyze how guys would try asking me out so I could have ideas for the day after that.
If you could hack the account of one (and only one) person from Black Mesa forums, who would it be and what would you post?
-2 minute ninja by a developer
I’d hack Tiki and piss off the mods
If you could be anyone on the planet, who would you be?
I’d hack myself, talk smack about everyone that I’ve been wanting to do for a while, and then blame it on a mysterious otherworldly hacker.
You miserable pieces of shit.
EDIT: Argh, posted late. To bigfan: I’d be Steve Jobs, then go and basically do cocaine all day. Just to see what happens. I wouldn’t be surprised if the next day ends up no different.
You are required to commit the perfect murder of a man who never leaves his home, and basically spends all day pointing a shotgun at his door waiting for assassins. It must look like an accident. What’s the plan?
Put a bit of arsenic in his Whiskey
Edit: nevermind
I would spend 4 weeks soaking the edges of the walls around his house in water, therefore attracting termites. Then, instead of going in the front door, I would enter into the crawlspace beneath the house, and place termite bait on the space directly below where he is constantly seated with the shotgun. I would then lay a trip wire below that connected to a flashbang, so that after the termites eat away at the wood enough, the section he was sitting on would fall through, with him on it and set off the flashbang. Then I would enter the house while he was stunned, and use a 25 gauge needle filled with potassium chloride into his armpit to induce symptoms similar to a heart attack. Now it looks like he had a heart attack from the shock of the floor giving way under him.
Not great, but it will do for now.
Your best friend who has been there for you since you were 4 years old and your wife/husband of 2 years are both dangling from a cliff. You only have time to save one of them, and you only have a split second to decide.
I would save my (currently non-existent) wife. My best friend from when I was in Elementary school is an asshole nowadays.
If you could be Batman, what would you do?
(goddamn, I’m punch-drunk, time to hit the hay)
Go into the bat cave and masterbat.
Convince suicidal trucker/pilot to crash into his house.
Since Strangelove didn’t post a new one, here’s one to test your creativity:
You are alone in a large, brightly lit steel warehouse full of plastic objects in any form you can think of. A yellow triangle, a zebra, Michael Moore’s butt, anything. There are no doors or windows, no conventional way to escape. However, this warehouse will respond to visual puns and give you the literal version of what you make. A plastic cake in a plastic pan gives you real pancake, for example. Your challenge is: how do you escape?
Use the plastic heroin to escape the cold, harsh, reality.
I would take a plastic statuette of a pointing hand, like on the ceiling of the Sistine chapel, and place it coming from the smokestack of a plastic locomotive. Deus ex machina, and I would be released.
If you were in charge of punishing Dr. Strangelove for not cooperating in this thread, what would his punishment be?
(Note: Getting Strangelove to punish himself would be impossible, so if he replies to this, he’d be suggesting a permanent forum crash.)
Mauled apart by Lions
Hypothetical: If you could destroy a part of Earth, physically or socially what would it be?